Filthy Little Limerick for Limbaugh

Limerick for Limbaugh (Words and music by Sandy and Richard Riccardi)
www.partyriccardi.com
There once was a guy named Rush Limbaugh

And no gal would play with his membaugh

He grew so frustrated, that women, he hated

Cuz everyone did it but himbaugh

His hatred it grew like a mountain

And venom he spewed like a fountain

He ate lots of cookies to make up for nookies he

Got zero of, but who's countin'.

On hookers and twinkies he'd glut

And call college women all "slut"

His life was complex 'cause he paid more for sex 'cause he

Looked just like Jabba the Hut


I'm sorry to say of Rush Limbaugh

His loneliness isn't a fluke

No woman would want him

My leap isn't quantum

He makes us all just want to puke

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  News & Politics

[pfte1]

All 4 of his wives were hot. They think his money is hot. Then apparently, for some mysterious reason, they stop sleeping with him. No kids, next wife, and so on...

[SempreLiberaProject]

@tufftamm, if you want shirtless, come see mine.......and yes, there are plenty of unattractive gasbags with gorgeous wives: it's amazing what money can buy these days, no?

[FARKINGRUVEN]

Thanks, no shortage of material this time around

[FARKINGRUVEN]

There was an old codger named Mitt, Who was up to his eyes full of shit, He said with a smile, this'll hurt for a while, Your ass will slam shut in just a bit.

[CornyCobb]

6 people are Rush Limbaugh and GOP crazies.

[TheElenajm]

and by "prostitutes" you obviously mean women like sandra fluke's lesbian friend who needed birth control for ovarian cysts, right?

[pfte1]

I actually like this. : )

[iolanthela]

Hope you "Breitbart Out" soon.

[iolanthela]

Look, everyone! It's a proud example of a graduate of Glenn Beck University!

[iolanthela]

And, of course, they aren't sexist, either.

Dude, I bet your wife can barely stand to touch you, and those "beautiful children" are counting the days until they can get the hell away from you and out of your house.

[iolanthela]

Oh, but the Right Wing aren't *racist*! Perish the thought!

You're scum.

[iolanthela]

It's so cute when these middle-class dopes uncritically believe every word that Fox tells them.