Irish Descendants - Uncle Dan

Lyrics:

She can dance to the flute, dance to the fiddle,
She's as neat around the waist as a cow around the middle;
Let 'er go, let 'er go, you'll find another,
There's a lot a pretty women at the head of Grand River.

Now the Widow Malone lived by the strand,
For forty years without a man;
She danced around and she waved her fan,
Set her eyes on me Uncle Dan.

She can dance to the flute, dance to the fiddle,
She's as neat around the waist as a cow around the middle;
Let 'er go, let 'er go, you'll find another,
There's a lot a pretty women at the head of Grand River.

Now he would not listen to my advice,
So he married her there on a wintry night;
She ate all the grub at the party fair,
Drank every man clean under his chair.

She can dance to the flute, dance to the fiddle,
She's as neat around the waist as a cow around the middle;
Let 'er go, let 'er go, you'll find another,
There's a lot a pretty women at the head of Grand River.

Now when he got home on his weddin' night,
Me Uncle Dan got a hell of a fright:
She hung her leg upon the wall,
Down on the floor her teeth did fall,
One glass eye, off came her hair,
And down the road me Uncle Dan did tear.

She can dance to the flute, dance to the fiddle,
She's as neat around the waist as a cow around the middle;
Let 'er go, let 'er go, you'll find another,
There's a lot a pretty women at the head of Grand River.

Now they claim he ran to France or Spain,
And he sent a letter home to her sayin':
"Darling, if you ever need another man,
You can count me out — Love, Uncle Dan."

She can dance to the flute, dance to the fiddle,
She's as neat around the waist as a cow around the middle;
Let 'er go, let 'er go, you'll find another,
There's a lot a pretty women at the head of Grand River.

She can dance to the flute, dance to the fiddle,
She's as neat around the waist as a cow around the middle;
Let 'er go, let 'er go, you'll find another,
There's a lot a pretty women at the head of Grand River.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• The
• Irish
• Descendants
• dance
• to
• the
• fiddle

[ubersk8er]

you got the lyrics wrong, but thanks for the upload

[Notasthinkasudrunkim]

i'm not surprised tbh, feel free to point them out for me so I can fix them, quite hard to hear exactly what they are saying

[lainey000008]

great thanks for sharing

[lookinwell]

these guys are excellant

[Aesop2011]

The line: "She's as neat around the waist as a cow around the middle" is best of all:)

[odonnell1218]

Freakin' hilarious!

[thekevinkyle]

Wicked song,,Tks.

[NSSS1488]

Everytime someone brings up my ex girlfriend I stick my fingers in my ears and sing this as loud as I can :D

[ViennasNachos]

I love to dance to this... and yes iam masculine :D

[i8cheeseandbarfed]

@MrTwisterband go fuck ur shitty bitch of an asshole self!!!!!! FAG!!!!!

[i8cheeseandbarfed]

@praisethedog haha ya! lmfao!

[praisethedog]

great song, fuck rap music forever!!

[ogrejd]

The Irish Descendants're always best when doing these fun tunes. :)

[ChaosControl1997]

I have an Uncle Dan, and hes' single maybe he'll meet the one someday, maybe a girl like her.