Dead Boy's Girlfriend

A Harry Potter Song
In honor of Goblet of Fire and LeakyCon

Lyrics:
People always say that it hurts to be in love
And there's nothing we can do but pray to god above
I've heard a lot of stories that all end sad
But nothing I've heard sounds quite this bad
It's hard enough when love is unrequited
But what do you do when her boyfriend's dead


she was the first girl
who ever made me fall
if only I had asked her to the freaking yule ball
hair like silk and eyes a glow
and she looks so pretty in her school girl robes
and skin
like porcelain
but she's a dead boys girlfriend

On that fateful night cedtric and I
Finished that maze at the very same time
We grasped the cup together to share the glory
I thought maybe he could share something else with me
But a minute later he was dead
Now you could never want to be with me instead

I gulped down my gilly weed and jumped into the lake
not knowing who the masters of the tournament would take
I dodged the mer-people and the grindylow
And found fleur's sister hermione and cho
But it was freaking ron weasley who was waiting for me
She was the prize for cedric diggory

she was the first girl
who ever made me fall
if only I had asked her to the freaking yule ball
hair like silk and eyes a glow
and she looks so pretty in her school girl robes
and skin
like porcelain
but she's a dead boys girlfriend

On that fateful night cedtric and I
Finished that maze at the very same time
We grasped the cup together to share the glory
I thought maybe he could share something else with me
But a minute later he was dead
Now you could never want to be with me instead

she was the first girl
who ever made me fall
if only I had asked her to the freaking yule ball
hair like silk and eyes a glow
and she looks so pretty in her school girl robes
and skin
like porcelain
but she's a dead boys girlfriend

Now it seems all I make you do is cry
I can never snog you and it's no secret why
He's still there between us even though he's gone
Cheating on a dead guy is so so very wrong
I'm sure that you will have a very nice life
But chances are you'll have to be a boring muggle's wife

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• goblet of fire
• harry potter
• leakycon
• cho chang
• cedric diggory

[windsockstudios]

you are what you eat. therefore Voldemort, is a Unicorn.

[Ravenclaw797]

guys, Cedric Diggory =/= Edward Cullen.

As much as I hate twilight. Just because they were played by the same actor does not mean they are the same person. Cedric's death in GoF was really sad. :(

[ashipod13]

when he  says that she looks preety in the school robes then he sounds like a pervert

[Redwhiteblue8]

4:01

[Osku1231]

CHORDS PLEASE!

[JulesCoxie]

SPOLER ALERT.

[taylorisneato]

@theCRAZYtwizzler Cedric Diggory is NOT Edward Cullen. You should be shot down.

[theoffkeydiva]

@windsockstudios that's NEEDS to be a t-shirt

[SammyCronin]

@coralista09 It wasn't a typographical error. He meant that Ron was the one he had to rescue.

[princessbloodredrose]

@Ravenclaw797 ditto i could care less if edward cullen dies in breaking dawn part 2 i would literally love and laugh at it

[coralista09]

did anyone else see that in the doobly-doo Hank put Ron instead of Ginny??? I was cracking up!

[DulamanGaelach]

With a little tweaking you could definitely make this about Jacob, Bella, and Edward..the dead boy is still Robert Pattison. Ironically. >>;