Three Wolf Moon ("Colors of The Wind" - Pocahontas Parody)

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THREE WOLF MOON (as seen on ABC):
(Parody of "Colors of The Wind" from Disney's 'Pocahontas')

Be sure to read the reviews and purchase Three Wolf Moon T-Shirts from Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.htm...

ABC Nightly News Coverage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeEvnz...

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Special thanks to Michael McGloin and The Mountain for the shirts and howling:
http://themountain.com/
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Special thanks to Joe Wengert for enlightening us and howling:
http://twitter.com/joewengert

Featuring:
Malorie Charak - Vocals
Megan Maes - Spirit Guide
Dustin Drury - Three Wolf Man

Supermodels:
Shannon Coffey
Katey Healy-Wurzburg
Brittany Zuckerman

Ken Kocses - Bully
Greg Murtha - Scared Boyfriend
Willie Simpson - Resurrected Man

Written By:
Alex Charak & Dustin Drury
http://twitter.com/alexcharak
http://twitter.com/dustindrury

Audio Engineering:
Alex "Fuzzy" Jules Holtzman
http://www.twitter.com/alexjules

Editor:
Greg Murtha

DP:
Matt Cady

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Song Lyrics:

You think you're a pretty big loser,
No buddies or girlfriend,
I bet you want to cry,
Inside, deep down, you're hurt,
But wait, there is a shirt,
To show them all that you are one cool guy,
One cool guy...

Three Wolf Moon is a t-shirt with powers,
To help you land a smoking hot dame,
But know that it is not an average t-shirt,
It has a life, has a spirit, has a name.

Some people don't believe the ancient folklore,
Wear it for weeks on end, and it stays clean
Supermodels clamor at your doorstep,
And you can yield, its awesome powers, for 9.14.

Have you ever worn a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon?
Or let the Spirits feed you fake crab meat?
Do you think you can check out before they sellout?
With this shirt, you know your life is pretty sweet.
Face the facts, you know the shirt is pretty sweet.

One hundred percent cotton, and hand-dyed,
Don't spill Tuscan whole milk, please believe,
Its magic can heal wounds and raise the dead,
If only there were more wolves on the sleeves.

The benefits are not exaggerated,
Top purchase in apparel, it's the best,
All girls will wish you were the one they dated,
You'll learn fantastic things on a vision quest

How high will the spirits guides fly?
Accept their blessings, and never ask why.
Or you'll never wear a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon!

Or get reviews on Amazon or tweets,
Glow in the dark would be real neat,
So join the brotherhood of the Lupine Elite.

If something's cool, how opportune,
You could say it's Three Wolf Moon.
Look within, you know the shirt is Three Wolf Moon.

• Category

  Comedy

[Incognit0Angel9]

The power of this shirt is so potent, I just was impregnated by this video. Thanks 3WM!

[silenthillmaster755]

she has a great voice. if anyone noticed.

[Morgan Dobson]

You're just a JIDF disinfo agent.

[Morgan Dobson]

Liar.

[Colinpatrickcantrell]

I HAVE THIS SHIRT :). btw it doesn't work... XD

[bayushizero]

She's not bad looking, either.

[Gilbert Ratchet]

I love the Tuscan Whole Milk at 2:00, for another reference to an Amazon product review that went viral. Was the book at 1:00 How to Avoid Huge Ships or A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates?

[69Baldman]

I work for Amazon.com. While, wearing my three wolf moon shirt to work one night, a female HR rep asked me if I'd seen this video. She loves it.

[TFCrowne]

You guys should really put an amazon affiliate link in the description.. make bank bro

[murmeldyret]

Of course she does. She has a 3WM shirt.

[1988FROLKA]

Three Wolf Moon ("Colors of The Wind" - Pocahontas Parody)

[ultraNewt]

if i find this in a store it will be mine!