Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 39: Invasion of the Posh Spice Zombies, pt. 1

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Mr. Meany: Hello, folks. Today on Inside Ursula Hitler's Head, I'll finally get the chance to share that list of all my least favorite things. I've updated it since last time, so it's even longer! Number 900, child slavery. Number 899, Jeff Foxworthy. Number...

(He suddenly realizes a scrawny, fashionably-dressed brunette is there with him.)

Brunette: Hello, Mr. Meany.

Meany: Hello... Who the hell are you?

Posh Spice: (For indeed, it is she) I'm Posh Spice, from the Spice Girls... Zigga-zigga! Girl power!

Meany: I see... Well, what are you doing here, Posh Spice? What do you want?

Posh: Let me tell ya what I want, what I really really want!

Meany: So, tell me what ya want, what ya really really want.

Posh: I really really want... YOU. Do you want to see my panties?

Meany: Hang on... Let me get this straight. You, Posh Spice, the anorexic pop starlet, have just broken into my home to ask if I want to see your panties.

Posh: Yes. So, do you wanna? Tell me what ya want, what ya really really want.

Meany: (Considers.) Well... OK, sure. Why not? Let's see them, then.

Posh: Of course. Everybody wants to see Posh Spice's panties. Girl power! Here, go ahead. Have a look...

(Off camera, she hikes up her dress. Spooky music plays, and Mr. Meany suddenly looks confused and afraid. Cut to LATER... Meany and Sweetie are about to order at the Xtranormal cafeteria.)

Sweetie: Oh come on, Meany. You don't seriously expect me to believe that Posh Spice broke into our place and showed you her panties.

Meany: It's true, I swear. I don't know why she did it, but she did.

Sweetie: OK, so what happened then? Let me guess, Ginger and Baby Spice came in wearing flimsy nighties, and Ginger said, "We wanna spice up your life!" Then Posh said, "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends!"

Meany: The last thing I remember was seeing Posh Spice's panties. Then I must have passed out or something. When I woke up, she was gone. Since then I've had all of those stupid Spice Girls songs stuck in my head. It's driving me crazy.

Sweetie: Look, I've heard enough about your sad little Spice Girls fantasy. I'm going to order our food. Do you know what you want?

Meany: Let me tell ya what I want, what I really really want.

Sweetie: Very funny. Come on, what the hell do you want to eat?

Meany: Just get me a carrot stick. No, wait... half a carrot stick. I'm on a diet.

Sweetie: What? That's crazy. You're already so scrawny that half a carrot stick probably weighs more than you do.

Meany: No, I need to lose a lot of weight. I'm a fat, disgusting cow. I wanna be skinny and sexy and fabulous. (He wobbles on his feet and speaks in a daze.) That... is what I want... What I really really want.

Sweetie: What? Meany, are you OK?

Meany: Let me tell ya what I... really really... (As he speaks, he suddenly turns into... POSH SPICE!) What I... want...

Sweetie: Jesus Hercules Christ with scalloped potatoes and an apple brown betty! Meany, what happened to you?

Meany-Posh: There is no Meany here. I'm Posh Spice, from the Spice Girls. Would you like to see my panties? Everybody wants to see Posh Spice's panties. Zigga-zigga! Girl power!

(Sweetie looks absolutely horrified as scary music builds. TO BE CONTINUED...)

(Many thanks to www.incompetech.com for the music!)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• xtranormal
• ursula
• hitler
• meany
• sweetie
• tranny
• TG
• transgender
• transformation
• TF
• Posh
• Spice
• Girls
• panties
• age
• regression
• AR
• zombies
• mind
• control
• bodyswap
• cartoon

[pikachupokemonlover]

I'm scared.... What age group is this for anyway?So let me get this straight. Whoever sees Posh spice's panties turns into Posh Spice, then goes around showing others their panties, which is really Posh Spice's panties because they turned into Posh Spice, then those people turn into Posh Spice and it starts over again? Creepy. Great vid, but I probably shouldn't have clicked on it, I was curious, but I think I'm scarred now, I guess curiosity scarred the youtuber...

[MsUrsulaHitler]

@pikachupokemonlover: The subsequent episodes explain how the Posh Spice-ifiction works in a little more detail, and it only gets more terrifying from here. It's a very, very silly idea, but I had fun with it. These cartoons are adult-ish. There's some salty language and "adult concepts," but I'd say it's mostly pretty PG-13.

[aaaaicit2]

I'm scared. I'm seriously scared for Sweetie and Mister Meanie! Plus Posh Spice Zombie is terrifying. Could there even be a scarier zombie than Posh Spice going about asking people if they want to see her panties and turning them into her? It looks like Sweetie's next! If she gets turned into a zombie, who the hell will save Mister Meanie and Sweetie? Lulzo? Sarah Palin? Jesus Related Christ with God and the Holy Ghost?!

[MsUrsulaHitler]

There are many twists and turns yet to come in this little saga... If I can get through this without getting sued by Posh's lawyers!

[pikachupokemonlover]

@MsUrsulaHitler Oh okay, that's good. Don't get me wrong, it's good, just a bit scary for me. Oh well, I'm old enough to watch it. Keep up the good work.

[Vangoh32]

LOL that was actually funny...

[THEANIMATORS12451]

this is awsome

[TylerMiss]

Lol that song

[uberLoserr]

LMAOOOOOO

sooo funny.

[Fancie1982]

boom

[AndrogynyQueen]

lol youre good

[butterflutter101]

how did u put in the later