Tetris WITH LYRICS

You can own the new and improved version of Tetris With Lyrics in crystal-clear CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, available on iTunes here http://j.mp/BF-on-iTunes and Amazon here http://amzn.com/B003J9D26I You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at http://screwattackstore.com !

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By the way, for all of you who prefer to get offended by everything that crosses your path, please know that this video is a joke. I just think it's interesting that women tend to love puzzle games more than men.
Ya turds.


LYRICS:
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box
Come down like falling bricks
You can place them in rows, but everybody knows
That they made this game for chicks (HEY!)

Mom just loves to flip and stack
Grandma says this shit is like crack! (Well it is!)

This is the game girls deserve, there is no learning curve
Which makes it great for noobs
It will fill you with glee, especially if you have a vaj and boobs (HEY!)

Your mom loves it
Mine does too
Call me sexist, bitch it's still true (just kidding about the bitch part)

Deep in a girl's dainty brain, there's a spot near a vein
Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot)
Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks
And they start to sing like this (SING!)

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
WE LOVE TETRIS, LA LA LA LA

Here is a trick I have learned
To avoid getting burned
When you piss off your chick

If you sing this on key,
Immediately she'll forget that you're a dick (Try it!)

LA LA LA LA (I'm still mad.) LA LA LA (Is that the Tetris song?)
LA LA LA LA (I love tetris!) LA LA LA (Im happy now.)

Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip)
If you love it, you probably have a uterus!

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This video is dedicated to Dana and Drew Aber, probably the two coolest people who would claim to be brentalfans.

By the way, I never post my records because I think it's kind of petty, but today (12 14 08) this video was the #1 featured gaming video in 23 countries and the #43 most viewed video today.
BrentMas FTW.

Bonus fact: If you listen close around 1:18, you can hear me laughing at myself. I didn't catch it till after I uploaded the video. I guess I was laughing after one of my "LA LA LA LA" takes...

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  Gaming

[Laura Plas]

I do admit I love the Tetris theme.

[ava121096]

I love this song dude... nice job

[Megaman Andrew]

Males can like this game BLOCK HEAD! Tetris puns anyone?

[Okachu Zaido]

He knows? In the FAQ he says it. And you're wrong my friend. Tetris is the melody of a russian folkore(or what it's called). Soo it was a song before a theme.

[I'm a Pretty Kitty Kat]

Tetris was the first video game I ever played soo...

[SoulCrusherEx]

tetris has an original lyrics written in russian and that sounds really epic but hey ure song isnt bad tough ;P

[Keith Pixton]

Do other Tetris songs.

[figgyleaf1]

No. You were not clear, Brentalfloss.

[WaddleBuff2]

T-SPOT

[MegaBarrelRoller]

That's great! Would you like a sticker or a cookie? Be careful; you can only choose one!

[rarizu harimo]

This shit is like crack .. Well it is

[samfif1]

my mom hates tertris