I wrote a song a while back about breaking up on YouTube ...
I've recorded a better version of the track but I just need to gather the resources/props/the funny to make the video, which will be better.
This was really to test out my new HD camera and mike, and I thought "bugger it, I'll post it anyway."
But I promise there's another version of this coming soon that will shatter everything you know about the world of YouTube-ing as we know it!
... maybe.
http://www.jamestinniswood.com.au
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In the beginning, it was all so simple
You were lucky to be on the front page
And I knew that you were special, more than any boy or girl
You were funny and inspiring and you said something about the world
I posted comments, gave a five star rating too
And in the moment, I subscribed so that YouTube
Could always update me with new things that you made
The featured one went viral, so your legacy was laid
But it all went wrong
It would been seven months till you logged on
And your next videos attracted zero comments
Completely self-indulgent
Wish youd quit it, but you didnt, I was wrong
So I unsubscribed from you
Dont you tell me you want me to stay
Coz Ive unsubscribed from you
Had your chance but you vlogged it away
I unsubscribed
Ive got better things to watch with my time
By the guy who remakes movie scenes completely in mime
Its heartbreaking but its what I had to do
There was no goodbye
I just unsubscribed from you
You dont say anything to which I can relate
You once were interesting, now you dont stimulate
You had your fifteen minute fling with YouTube fame
Ill bet that, since the feature, youve spent hours Googling your name
Well, you love showing off your car engines roar
Or filming yourself playing GTA4
But cant you see how rotten
Your new videos have gotten
Now Im hittin the grey button to move on
I unsubscribed from you
Dont you think that youll get me stay
Yeah, I unsubscribed from you
Youre the biggest mistake that Ive made
I unsubscribed
Ive got better things to watch with my time
Like the Chinese Axl Rose lip synching Sweet Child Of Mine
You left me no choice after what Ive been through
The magic has died
So I unsubscribed from
You dont seem to care anymore
Youve turned your back on the community
You never replied to the PM I sent
My heart, like my broadband, was wastefully spent
With videos to come, your subsll be less one
For you, it might be fun
But not anymore for me
I unsubscribed from you
Youre the worst thing on this whole damn site
And I cant describe to you
How Im thankful that I saw the light
I unsubscribed from you
Theres no love left between you and me
I unsubscribed from you
Now youre gone, I can finally breathe
I unsubscribed
Your impressions dont impress anymore
I have no interest seeing your Guitar Hero score
Theres a billion better videos for me to get through
I cant waste one ounce of my broadband on you
Your thumbnails deceived and your titles were lies
And now that Im leaving, you seem so surprised
You still could send me videos if we stayed as friends
But that just defeats the point of this, so now we must end
And maybe some day
Ill visit your page
Your vids will engage
And, again, I will play
But until that day
Ill just have to stay unsubscribed
From you
From you
I unsubscribed from you
I unsubscribed from you
You're right - that was shocking. I almost unsubscribed!! HAHA. Kidding - take it to open mic. It's good.
ahlentz 3 years ago
I had to work out for a moment who this was, Harms. And you're not even subscribed in the first place! :p
almostfamous83 3 years ago
hahaha good work again !
berrymanthomas 3 years ago
Cheers! :)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
aww poor thing! hehehe
I promise I wont unsubscribe, m'kay? ;)
rodaniros 3 years ago
I don't think I could take it if you do. ;)
Thanks!
almostfamous83 3 years ago