I have been asked a baffling question

"Sir! It was Kahn!" -- Checkov

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[gamesbok]

Life survived the Big Bang because it ducked down behind a wall. Obvious when you think about it.

[somesillysap]

lmao this dude was pwned by comment dude...

[DreamBoulevard]

This is freaking hilarious, this guy is like a guru to all the science freaks that believe that humans and animals all could have come from dirt.. sorry geeks I dont know the answers, no one does, but if it was true there would be life on the moon as well. The Christians theory of God has more credibility. The know it all wankers will sprout big bang this and that, but youre all believing some other idiots BS, at the least there's some evidence of events in the the bible, big bang is all theory.

[fywacia]

There's emerging evidence that the big bang didn't happen. We have the red shift problem and the Hubble photo of a proto galaxy being ejected and fed matter by a black hole in the center of a galaxy. We may very well have a static universe which continues to expand as new galaxies are formed via the current vaguely understood system of black holes. I call it a system because according the picture a system of black holes create new galaxies by ejected perviously ingested matter.

[civisromae]

Life exists after the big bang because of random godless macroevoloution that came from nothing. Duh!

[guitarfreak8900]

Early humans just over a few thousands years ago managed to survive the big bang by using their pet dinosaurs as shields. This is why they went extinct.

[dirtyRamrod]

the big bang is just a name. there was no type of explosion that would destroy anything. it was more of an expansion of the universe.

[zorkmen]

Thats funny!! I’m glade you didn’t get angry at him. I just went into my basement during the big bang. hahaha

[mysterymediacorp]

easy answer,life had yet to evolve...DUH !!!

[De4sher]

oh, i know this, i know this.... don't tell me! GRAVITY, ELECTROMAGNETISM, THE WEAK AND STRONG NUCLEAR FOOOOOOORCE!!!!!!

[Heathenfidel]

This is one of those ones where it's just so funny I just can't laugh normally. I have to make lots of strange noises, some of which sound like animal noises. I'm still cackling, howling, and hoo-hoo-hooing as I type this. Then I read comments like the one about Xenu and they keep setting me off again. I hope I don't die from laughing too hard.

[ianmathwiz7]

in my ever-flowing sarcasm, i could say that life did not arise until about 9.2 billion years after the big bang. but, of course, that's completely ridiculous. right?