Blinding Light War Practice Session Log 1

A glimpse into the practice sessions of the most amazing thing to happen to music since sliced bread was recorded onto vinyl.

That day, BLW's bassist, Folksong Jim, was missing (presumed lazy), so Norr ......... found some guy named Ace Starbutt in a dumpster out back, who was willing to play keys on the condition that he is to be paid in "magic dust." The resulting recording session is the most metal thing imaginable. Afterwards, Norr said his only qualm with it is that it's not loud enough.

Here's the lyrics:

I LOVE YOU
BUT I LOVE SATAN MORE
i WISH YOU PEED BLOOD
AND WE MET AT HELLS DOOR

I'M SO FUCKING METAL
I JUST SHIT MYSELF
I WILL TAKE THE POOP
AND PAINT A DARK ELF

wORLD OF WARCRAFT
IS MY ONLY OTHER LOVE
i WANNA LEVEL UP MY DARK MAGE
AND USE HIM TO GET A SWORD I CAN CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF WITH!!!
YEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHG


On a side note, don't trust anyone you find in the trash, namely Ace Starbutt. He stole our identities a week later.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• rock
• heavy
• metal
• star
• butt
• kickass
• Lee
• Burwasser
• Griffin
• Prall
• ukelele
• synthesizer
• identity
• theft
• nordinavia
• unsigned

[Nordinavia]

I'll be your lambskin cloak of love

BABY TRY ME ONNNN!

[ginandcoffee]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i wish i had been there :(

[dryadwrangler]

Best. Song. Ever.

[animilautrec]

i love you guys.

when did the butt sex commence, and do you have tape of that?

[Bruntm]

YEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGH­G