Anonymous vs Colbert

Hello Stephen Colbert, We are Anonymous.

Over the years we have been watching you. Your campaigns to discredit bears and to destroy the integrity of wikipedia with your truthiness have not gone unnoticed. Your latest attempt to have Node 3 of the Space Station named in your honor displeases us and disrespects the power of our galactic overlord XENU.

Dick move Colbert. Dick move.

While you may believe that this gain in notoriety is harmless be aware that by standing in our way of returning XENU to power you risk the lives of everyone in this quadrant. Intergalactic bears have set their sights on this planet and you are enabling their support with your attempts to remove XENU from our thoughts.

For the good of your followers for the good of mankind and for our own amusement, we shall systematically remove your name from the Top 10 Suggestions list.

We acknowledge you as a serious opponent and we are prepared for a long battle. You will not prevail against XENU's internet savvy army of basement dwellers.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
Houston we are go for launch, Expect us.

irc: irc.anonnet.org #colbert

VOTE FOR XENU: http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/name_ISS/index.html

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[MrSage700]

I don't think these people realize it was a parody of anonymous messages, probably made by one of their own members.

[Taheelur123]

@AlmostCommon I completely understand what you're asking... And I'm answering by saying that you're still the retard.

[nuclearfusion1000]

Look at uploader

[bud389]

@xxdangerouslyinsanex none of them are "real," they're all childish and pretty retarded.

[Armitzel]

anything having to do with Colbert is a spoof or parody

[xxdangerouslyinsanex]

Lol, no way this is a "real" anon message XD

[skip0009]

Religion is the opiate of the masses. It clouds your minds and makes you stupid, willing to disregard common knowledge and common sense, disregarding social propriety and abdicating responsibility for the illusion of some sort of magical "salvation."

[BlackMambakins]

lol @ scientology freaks pretending to be annon.

[Laeryc]

its Church of scientology crying in the corner becasue they are butt hurt over the fact that Anonymous revealed that Scientology is proof one schizophrenics beliefs and derangement can become worshiped.

[Keijikrall]

@JesusIlove1994 Please read dueteronomy in full kthxbai

[JesusIlove1994]

I encourage you guys to read,Acts 2:28,Matthew 28:19(when it says the NAME it's talking about JESUS,It didn't say titles.Because If we were supposed to baptize in titles we'd be waiting all day for just one to be baptized simply because Jesus has more than 3 titles,and besides,you'll see the next scriptures(;)1 John 5:7