Goodie & Nick Shopping Song Live

filmed at torquay holiday park in june 2008, check out the screens, is nice!

I go shopping with my ma
The supermarket isn't far
Push the trolley it won't go straight
The checkout queues are what I hate
The checkout girl beeps my things through
Sometimes she will pack them too
(If she's very nice)

So here's to you Mr Morrison
Shoppers love you more than you will know
But you're not Tesco
You bought Safeway, Mr Morrison
Now you think your prices are low
But you're not Tesco, you're not Tesco

T.E.S.C.O, T.E.S.C.O
(Is that all you're doing for Tesco?
Well, every little helps!)

When I was at school I needed work for my vacation
So I went to a shop with stores all around the nation
I needed time off because I had a date
The boss said No dice son you gotta work late
Stacking the shelves is what you gotta do
There ain't no cure for the Somerfield blues

I found my thrill at Sainsburys till
She worked on the checkout, so I asked her out
It all happened so soon, we're getting married in June
Her name was Sue, She was 72

Well there's a new shop that I've found
A week's groceries cost less than 5 pounds
But Im scared don't know what it means
When a plastic bag costs more than the beans
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, shopping in Lidl with you
Well when I finished shopping I thought I had forgotten something
As I left the shop, Goodie tapped me on the back and said:
Peas: I forgot Peas

Swindle swindle little Spar
Too expensive's what you are
You are open late at night
But your prices give a fright
Swindle swindle little Spar
I'd go elsewhere if I had a car

And through your aisles I will push my trolley
I get more for my lolly, cos you roll your prices back
And when your prices fall I love your special offers
It's more for Wall-Marts coffers
Whether that's right or wrong
It's shopping heaven
I'm loving Asda instead

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy duo
• comedy double act
• parody
• shopping song
• supermarket
• tesco
• morrisons
• somerfield
• asda
• lidl
• sainsbury

[FreestyleFame]

are you guys at Torquay again this year?

[nickfrom]

No, not doing it this year, shame cos we like it at Torquay and always had good gigs, ah well

[crystalcarmen]

Thanks For That :) Is There Anywhere I Can Get Hold Of This Backing Track? As My Friend's Interested In Using It :) x x x x

[nickfrom]

As long as your friend doesn't use our words! x

[crystalcarmen]

Hey I LOVE This Vid!!! But What's The Original Song That You Done Sainsbury's Too? Cus It's Reckon Me Head :)

[nickfrom]

The Sainsburys Song is "Blueberry Hill" by Fats Domino - Classic Rock n Roll!

[cheesemonkey98]

i seen lee at west bay i thought he was sooooooooooooo funny with the tea pot

:) :) :)

[Sazzyw75]

Good memories from our honeymoon lol

[BuLLeTzZmUsIc]

I remember you 2... You remember the gig at looe you did =] ?

[dramondefender]

i saw you guys in Wales at Haven, Your jokes were so funny and so were your songs...i bought the joke book, dvd and cd

[mikaiscool]

Hi goodi&nick!!

I saw you at thorpe park in cleethorpes in aug. your so great i got one of your joke books.

And i cant wait to see the joke from all the haven sites the.

From Isaac in sheffield aged 12!

printed on freshly killed trees.

[jonasfan9119]

u guys were coool were sooooooooooooo funny

[cookyftm]

just seen yous at seton sands, u were really funny, shame about the fight tho half way threw haha

[dannybieszke]

are you coming to perran sand or minehead this year

[CokeNKeek]

I saw you 2 in South Cerney recently, that was funny, I love the lighting thumbs