"Get Down 4 Jesus"

Brother Barker speaks to the homosexuals in THEIR language.

Dedicated to Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern and Ted Haggard

Hope, can you handle this?
God, can You handle this?
Jesus, can You handle this?
I don't think they can handle this!
My God is too Jesuslicious for ya, babe!

Get ur Jesus on!
Get ur Jesus on!
Get ur get ur get ur get ur get ur Jesus on!
Get ur Jesus on!
Get ur Jesus on!
Get ur get ur get ur get ur get ur Jesus on!
Tewtiteguoyfiyssupruoysit.
Tewtiteguoyfiyssupruoysit.
I only got 4 minutes to save your soul!
Freaky! Freaky! Freaky!

Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
You gotta get down 4 Jesus, baby!
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
You gotta get down 4 Jesus, baby!

There's something that you should know.
I'm desperate to save your soul.
From a choice that you can not choose.
To be gay is to only lose.

I want you to avoid sin
By lusting after hot men.
If you change then you'll do well
Or else you will go to hell!

Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
You gotta get down 4 Jesus, baby!
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
You gotta get down 4 Jesus, baby!

Is there happiness being a slut?
Feeling guilty after doin the butt?
True bliss is down a woman's pants.
You'll never know til you give it a chance.

I know you think hot twinks are yum
As well as jocks and frat boys dumb.
But you have got to stay away.
On your knees! Pray the gay away!

Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
You gotta get down 4 Jesus, baby!
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
You gotta get down 4 Jesus, baby!

So you like 3ways, check out my Holy Trinity.
Going to Heaven's not just a luxury amenity.
Forget the Bathhouse! Let Jesus wash your feet.
If you're on the downlow, well Jesus is discreet.

So obsessed with muscles and prancing at the gym.
Put down the disco, honey, and memorize a hymn!
Mething at White Party or drunken at the bars.
Partying won't lead you to the castle in the stars!

If you're into leather, bondage, S&M
Check out the crucifixion. It was just like them!
Or maybe it is fashion, drag queens fierce and tranny.
Well, Koreans go to Heaven, too. I'm sure you'll get a manny.

It was God who made the rainbow after floating Noah's arc.
No rainbows or salvation will be found cruising the park.
Those divas may be fabulous. It may be fun to screw.
But give up on that lifestyle. Tell me What Would Jesus Do?

Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
You gotta get down 4 Jesus, baby!
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
You gotta get down 4 Jesus, baby!

Genesis, Exodus, Ecclesiastes.
My husband parts my legs like Moses parts the seas.
Leviticus, Romans, and 1 Corinthians.
You listen to those verses and you know your lives are sins.
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John.
The glories of the Bible just go on and on and on
From the Garden of Eden to the Revelation.
I'm gonna spread sweet Jesus all across the nation.
Ladies who are done with lez.
Men who know their life's a mess.
Don't just stand there. Let's get to it.
Pray to Jesus. There's nothing to it.

Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
You gotta get down 4 Jesus, baby!
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
You gotta get down 4 Jesus, baby!
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
You gotta get down 4 Jesus, baby!


(music & lyrics by John Raymond Barker, with obvious exceptions for parody)

http://www.jerby.com

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[Susan2daye]

Still love this.

[JerbyVids]

@Susan2daye :)

[RepresentingTruth]

Where in the bible does God ordain sex outside of marriage?

[JerbyVids]

@RepresentingTruth What I think you are getting at is that gay people can't marry. Except that they can. Legally in several areas of the US and in the eyes of God in all 50 states. In fact, I'm getting married legally and spiritually this summer.

[RepresentingTruth]

@JerbyVids No Hint. What do gays always tell straights?

[JerbyVids]

@RepresentingTruth As if all gays speak with one voice.

[MortenRisdon25]

DL the audio from this track at tubepull doht cohm.

[misslightstar]

trying to get people to change u cant change someone because they dont lession an tryin to make them lession is like tryin to make ur door talk to you..

[Susan2daye]

Amen Brother Barker...Amen

[RepresentingTruth]

First, No one can prove that God ordain sex outside of marriage.

Second, the whole bible clearly tells us God's design as a man to leave father and mother and cleave unto his wife. In fact 1 Cor 7:2 the apostle Paul states to avoid fornication let every man have his own wife (that is his only option) and every woman her own husband(only option) That is it. That is my point.