The Banana God

Proof: The Banana God must exist...somewhere...I think...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• banana god
• satan
• chuckles
• beelzebub

[cartonmcmilk]

Now if you study a well-made penis, you'll see that the penis and the hand are perfectly made one for the other. Notice how gracefully it sits in the human hand. Notice how it has a point at the top for ease of entry. It's just the right shape for the human mouth. Proof of god and proof that you should suck my dick! (note however that contents may squirt in your face)

[legaliseall]

Its as if our hands evolved from some kind of banana eating animal

[Sixteenandsecksy]

And I can prove I'm a leprechaun because there are 12 months in a year, and the difference between an freezing cold hot pocket and a flaming hot one is 12 seconds.

[TheSolitaryTraveller]

@Wollytherabbit Banana product of man not god, also beauty isn't hard to find in the world, just simply look around you can you can see many wonderful things without god.

Also scientific 'theories" have done more for mankind in a year then religion has done in it's entire existence.

Put the time you spend in religion into the world you live in and try to better it, like the book sorta says between all the genocide and murder

[Wollytherabbit]

it proves that this man against odds can find the beauty in the little things god gives us! U r atheist who don't even know how things happen Ur theories also prove shit!

[TheCrazyTalkKid]

That is the most insane argument I've ever heard. If this guy is on drugs, where can I get some?

[SerahMusic]

Can't help thinking if God had made bananas he would have made enough to keep millions of people across the world from starving every day

[Varadiio]

So wrong he is. That banana wasn't made by any god, it's been genetically engineered by humans, for human consumption. The banana found in nature is nothing like the one decribed, and not good for human consumption.

[mistythelion]

is this guy fucking serious?

[GhibliFan1]

To quote Sir David Attenburough. He said when people write to him saying he never pays tribute to "The Almighty" when discussing the wonders of life on this earth. He says: "They talk of beautiful things like hummingbirds, but I think of a little child in East Africa with a worm burrowing through his eyeball, making him blind by age 5. The worm cannot live in any other way, except by burrowing through eyeballs. I find that hard to reconcile with the notion of a divine and benevolent creator."

[forgetaboutmary]

Even more interesting is the fact, that god created the banana to fit perfectly when slowly pushed into the anus of a man or a woman. It is not straight, as the carrot, but slightly curved to pass the anus and go all the way up to the sigmoid colon. It is not to hard and not to soft and it's texture causes a pleasuring friction. The 'tab" will always stay out so you can retrieve it anytime an push it back in just as you please. Best of all, you can peel and eat it afterwards or even make a shake

[TheMegafern8522]

This proves evolution more than it proves god.