Kris, B and Justin's Sex Story

We made up this sex-story game on the way home from Monterery, Calif. The rules? We each say three words, then the next person adds more and so on. This is what we came up with! The audio started after Kris began reading the story aloud. It is noted below....

Once upon a time there were three whores licking each other to death.

One said, Oh, this fucking blows my dick! The other screamed out, Holy shit because she fucked two transsexual men. She wanted a big juicy hot dildo in her anus, pounding hard against the wall.

The other whore quickly got down on her stomach and quickly started sucking her toes. This made the third whore orgasm in front of people. They all bent over to show their pussy lips but one had a herpes outbreak inside his massive cock. Ouch, he moaned painfully to show Kaitlin and her dad how dangerous life is when you have sex with a black man.

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Kaitlins dad also bent Kaitlin forward to check her hole thoroughly but she had a horribly strong odor and hair coming from her ass. Her dad whipped out his vibrator and started jerking off Chesters dick.

Kaitlin was orgasmically surprised that she started cumming. Chester then called Brigitta to tell her to start deep throating Mickey Mouse. She called sex operators to ask for sex. Kris overheard the conversation and followed the orgy with her big, black, enormous tits. She started masturbating to pictures of B fingering herself with salad tongs. When Kris finally orgasmed because Justin walked in holding his dirty packing, he realized he was hard and pre-cumming so he jumped on Kris and asked Kris to ride him while she touched herself and grossed him out.

Once it was over, B fingered Kris for $10,000,000. Kaitlins odor disgusted everyone so badly that the cops had to be called. One cop sprayed her vaginal opening and screamed she was terminally ill and she cried because her asshole was ripped and bloody. The other cop was petrified because Kaitlins dad offered to suck his genital warts. Suddenly a priest came and stripped Justin completely naked and whipped Kriss ass with a piece of horse meat. Oh, baby! Kris yelled, Suck my saggy lips and feed my dad some apple pie.

Brigitta smiled at Justin while bouncing on the big bed and jizzing for the tenth time. The whores were loving Kaitlin and the gang because they were so covered in ice cream. Justin shat on B and ate it all. Kris grabbed Bs ass because Kaitlin was unconscious and she felt ill. B stuck her fingers in Justins mouth, begging to let Kaitlins dad butt fuck her because she felt ill.

The priest looked at Kaitlins dingle berries, asking whores to douche her before she was sacrificed by her orangutan.

Kaitlin awoke completely naked from unconsciousness to see she didnt dream this.

So remember, always wash your dingle berries after your anus and daily douching and never forget to take your dads cock in the shower to get him clean for Sunday services.

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Comedy