The Janitor's Lament

Download MP3: http://thinkgardner.com/youtube/JanitorLament.mp3

A song about a love-sick Janitor's point of view.

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Chords: Bm E Am F#
Lyrics:
I saw her walking down an aisle
at my favorite store.
I even saw her smile,
As I mopped the floor.
She was surveying shelves
comparing prices.
I thought I'd help her out myself,
so I offered her some advices.
Like: May I suggest the mustard from Belgium?
Do you like candles that glow green?
Can you guess what I use to gel my hair with?
My Mom's facial cream!
Would you like to buy a balloon?
I'll sell you the entire ice-cream stand!
May I hold your groceries,
or at least your hand?
Then I bowed my head and said,
as I calmly cleared my throat
"Hey Pretty Lady,
Would you care to elope?"

And she turned round (round, round)
And my heart stood still
And she looked down (down, down)
To where I was kneeled.
Her voice was calm, reassuring,
filled my soul with relief.
She said, "That's very nice - Dweeb,
now run along before I call the police."
Doctor, Doctor I'm love sick,
You gotta tell me what to do.
You mentioned an Aspirin(c) may cure it,
I've already taken 32!
Ooooh the story of my life,
In all of it's splendor:
I'm just a guy looking for a wife
to love a hard-workin' soul-searchin' 14 year old Janitor.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• janitor
• lament
• funny
• love
• song
• spoof
• valentines
• day
• elope
• guitar

[cris13n92]

what means "elope"(1:38)?:d

[DanielGardner]

It means...to run off and get married without anyone consenting/caring/warning/coun­seling/killing/shooting/hangin­g/knowing/wondering.

[JEFFYjackass]

that was awesome WOOHOOO go to american idol dude no joke you'd win or atleast get to the somewhat big top XD

[DanielGardner]

Lol, thanks Jeffy. :D

[etahetah]

u are frrreeeaaaking so funny!

[meredock]

i love your videos:)

everyone of them makes me laugh :)

[JDT120]

dude someone tell this dude not to go to the hood

he cud diiee

[LittleKittenWarrior]

lol you are so funny!

[ughgogohuff]

lol great:)

[psalmC147V1]

LOL you flunked up!!!

[thejudicialbranch9]

4chan Unseen_character "Jehosophat"

[cris13n92]

thank you very much:)