How To Stop People From Stealing Your Food
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@VAGlNlA or piss and cum on it for greater effect
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Step 1: Take whatever food you're planning to eat and spit on all of it.
Step 2: Let the coworker eat it.
Step 3: Tell them the truth later and own them.
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0:22 happy sandwich
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lol i tried it
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what would you write phoebe? stuff like 'keep your mits off my grub' :)
2 weeks ago 3
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@spunsugar2002 Technically I too attended the 5th grade, however your knowledge of blood pathogens will be considered in my nonsense. I will now hit my penis with a hammer and bleed on my pimento loaf. Cheers!
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@localphenom technically you cannot contract the HIV virus with saliva alone. You would have to bleed on your food and then cut the person taking it and rub it in their wound. just some fyi
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step one- place your pubes on the bag
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Truth be known, you should never eat after someone.
There are a lot of diseases out there that can be left on food.
Be safe people. You never know if the person you just ate after had some hidden horrific disease that you Now have.
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lol what a good joke
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strangeguru1 3 months ago 118
A guy at work kept getting his Gatorade stolen . So he bought one , drank half then topped it back off with piss . Later on it came up missing and he laughed his ass off when he told everyone what he did . The only one that didn't laugh was the boss , he just turned kind of green.
rickdsr 5 months ago 31