The London Riots: A Unique Insider Report

Conceived, narrated and edited over 90 rushed minutes with, incidentally, YOUTHS gathered outside my window! Shock!

UPDATE: Five minutes after setting the video to upload, myself and AndromedasWake watched aforementioned gang of young FUCKING HOODLUMS getting damn near run over by police vans. Seems the system kind of works.

Nothing like humour to defuse the situation, and all that.

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• clapham
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[TheAngryBum]

I loved the last title - "I have a moustache; I guess that makes me The Captain, doesn't it."

I have a rather large moustache and my friend calls me The Captain. This coincidence made me giggle somewhat.

[Th1sWasATriumph]

@TheAngryBum You should check out my "Godbusters" video. It's a very minor reference to it, and I think you'd enjoy all the moustache humour.

[Th1sWasATriumph]

@bonnie43uk I suppose what I should have done is allowed the looters to win entirely by allowing them to censor my sense of humour.

[Th1sWasATriumph]

@levioOASIS My understanding of uneducated street slang is that "battyman" is a gentleman of homosexual inclination. Why, then, would a battyman want to suck his dead gran? It's contrary to all sense.

[DanMickie]

The last good black was Tupac. He kept them all in check. Now he's gone and this happens, and you wonder why? No wonder you're a 3rd rate atheist.

[WilliamTang]

@Th1sWasATriumph You answer make ppl and investor worry. Like tourists they are the main income of a normal city even in the UK. If you are not originally a British, ask the real one. What do they really have in their mind. I can tell you I am a half Chinese. I can tell you what i have got from them since i lived in London over a year. They still do have Racist except some special. They do hate Poland ppl come and work in there and just keep in their mind. Because they got no job at all.

[WilliamTang]

@Th1sWasATriumph I think you are wrong at all. You never think what's the country benefit after and before this stupid riot. Money will leave the country and it does take over years to recover. The stupid ppl like that If they are raised and educate in here, why they don't understand simple idea? What makes them believe that if they do a big riot or even capture the king of UK can bring them back to normal and rich. The fact of course is ethnicity.

[Th1sWasATriumph]

@WilliamTang You still are making very little sense, perhaps you simply aren't very good at English, but am I right in thinking that you believe ethnicity to be more important than nationality? There IS a distinction. Most of the apparently non-British kids involved were probably born and raised here, which makes them as British as I am.

[WilliamTang]

Respond to this video... You just need to take a look of them. How many of them are white. Did you see any Chinese are involved? There has plenty of them are black or the other colors. British thought they don't give out visa to Chinese to work in the UK will solve the economy. In fact they do let other super poor city to stay in UK. That ppl riot in their own city and they can still do the same thing in the UK. UK don't have any job even the white British don't have a real job.

[WilliamTang]

@Th1sWasATriumph it's means ppl Immigrant from the other city. ONce they come to here and starting ask gov to give them money and don't do anything. LIke Indian, the ppl ask for money in the tube. And if they do riot should be expel from the city.