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Uploaded by on Feb 3, 2010

This hilarious guy is a legit tour guide at Emperor Qin's Tomb! He is actually speaking English - but so fast we could only undestand about three words. Can you understand anything at all?

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  • its sounds like Dutch :b

  • ... Its the corner where, thats the corner where to the, uh, number four. Because 他的那個沒有(進入?) (they don't have an (entrance?) there) [something] to make several piece/place say number one, number two, number three. And this corner where to .. [cut off] Ok I tried lol! That guy is tough. The chinese was as much of a guess as the english! :) But I say kudos to him for knowing any english at all (don't know if he should be a tour guide though!) But was he meant to be an english tour guide?

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  • TRANSLATION:

    right there you can go pee, you look like no humor, you know man sometimes when i give her money she start dancing, dancing.

    am sorry i give up

  • WTF MAN

  • LOL OooooMmmmGgggggg I just get the dancing dancing... starts like:

    where the peak look like the him (probably the hill)

    (bunch of chinese words)

    parking dancing dancing (bla bla bla) the Him (Hill) that's where putting the vehicule, dancing "pop it? to dam wi ji?"

    (bla bla bla)

    a number four because you "de targing" the music just as we piece they number 1 number 2 number "squice?"

    I give up man sorry

  • sounds like Martian to me

  • Ok I'll take the challenge "...[cut off] that's where the peak look like the hill 嗎 (ma -- kind of means "right?" after you explain something). Yuanlai qin daolai (?chinese?) is the Emperor Qin [something] look for the party, dancing, dancing. Yeah a lot of people come to play [something]. So they [chinese?] look like the hill 假期來 (jia qi lai -- during vacation/holiday) [something]. Dancing, party to them 會去 (hui qu -- will go or will return to). Drive a few [something] its going to be...

  • That was the best video I've seen all year, thanks for the laugh!

  • lmaoo my eyes are all teary from trying not to laugh... only thing i understood was dancing. 

  • Grineren video!

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