Matrix the Musical

This scene is actually just an excerpt from what would have been a forty minute film. We began filming it last summer, however when the film was a bit over half complete tragedy struck, and the hard drive that all the video was stored on crashed. All of the scenes were lost except for the final one, which you are now watching.

In this scene we witness Neo finally meeting with the most important person in the Matrix, the one who created him, however they have some trouble communicating. Camera work and voice over for the Oracle done by Sami Brisson.

Lyrics:
Plumber:
The Matrix is older than you know,
a program made so long ago,
I knew that their would be an anomaly eventually.
But Neo poor soul you don't divine,
the chrysostamacy of my rhyme,
but you'll find the pieces fall concordantly,
can't you see,
first their was none,
but then came the one,
who would of course,
return to the source,
the truth he would spread,
then he'd be lead to me.
You see?

Neo is the One with the One that I created.
It's obvious that predestination and fate are both related.
it all comes down to,
You dream you awake,
but your not, you mistake
what seems really,
for what's really fake.
The truth is so and now you know reality is overrated, oh no no

Neo:
Chill out, we're on redundant tracks,
ergo, forgot your syntax,
I know you know I don't know what you said,
it's hurts my head!
I thought that I was the one,
but now it's all come undone.
We're just predetermined prophecies,
aspirin please!

Who would've guessed,
we'd have to digest,
hypothesis and philosophies,
that even PHDs,
would end up on their knees!
Tell me!

Why'd you have to go and make the plot so complicated?
Can't you see that most of these words could've been eliminated?
It's like this now, to see what you see,
we would need a degree,
an existential philosophy,
oh hopefully the DVD won't be too overweighted,
oh no no

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Matrix
• the
• Musical
• Neo
• Smith
• Agent
• Reloaded
• Revolutions
• Trilogy
• Architect
• Plumber
• bullet
• time
• trinity
• complicated
• avril
• lavigne
• parody
• spoof
• action
• Michael
• Coy
• Albino
• Platypus

[TheIronTails]

epic

[BunnyMan456]

Half embarrassing. Entirely satisfying.