legolas by laura

I know, I know. Everyone and their dog has already got their own Dramatic Reading of this magnificently bad piece of fanfiction, but they make it look like so much fun that I couldn't resist. It took me about fifteen minutes and was 31 flavours of fun, despite the horribly incestuous/paedophiliac undertones of the story.

Try to legolas by laura drinking game: every time she says "meanwhile" or "mean while", take a drink. Or, if you want to try to Alcoholics' Version, drink on every "and then".

Just a one-shot project that won't interfere with the My Inner Life readings. I promise.

Apologies to J.R.R. Tolkien, Orlando Bloom, and Howard Shore.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• dramatic
• reading
• lord
• of
• rings
• tolkien
• legolas
• fan
• fiction
• fanfic
• mary
• sue

[valdrec]

But... she's ten.

[SlashFirestorm]

and then Legolas called the stork and the stork said "who is it" and then Legolas said "it is legolas" and then the stork said "okay" and then legolas said "yeah" and then the stork said "what do you want" and then legolas said "i want babby, plaese deliver fast" and then the stork said "on my way" and then the stork came and dropped the babby but legolas caught it and then laura named the babby laura 2 and then orcs came and striped the babby and raped it and it said 'go away you bastard' END

[DarkSideLucks]

YOUR VOICE.

;A; I luv it.

[wilnich592]

AND THE LEGOLAS SAID

[TheTheDVX]

"Because they did the same to me" hahahaha.

[LaraDarkwood]

Meanwhile, someone was writing a decent fanfiction.

[Alistair20001]

Then the fright began! xDD I can't...stop...laughing!!!

[Alistair20001]

And then the Dark Lord said "Welcome Laura!" xDDDDDD

[jabberwockyBC]

Talk about your cliffhangers!

[ninnariaein]

Mondor: a tights shop in Canada (no seriously, go to google maps, it exists)

[Dreamer00]

@TheMarvellousTache There's Legolas/Gimli slash.

[Dreamer00]

@manwithoutabody *elf