Cataclysm (Gonna Be)

Yes folks. Im all Horde again. I gave those allies their shot, and I couldnt help but come back to my red and black.

For the Horde!!
-Nyhm

(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game

They call you kingslayer master over the frozen waste
Arthas no longer a player fordragons chosen his place
youve got your epic tier whatever so many ive lost track
blizzards busy gettin ready to retake your life back
Mechatorque says 12.7 percent
that azeroth could see a cataclysmic event
but is that what he meant? or could it just be a piece
a misconstruing clue for you to prove the date of release!

Azeroth has been reskinned and finished this time around
even decided to apply the upper sides of the towns
good thing- we're flying back to where we've already been
gonna buy an expack and run deadmines again!!
Thats right- and shadowfang the ones you used to adore
they thought you'd like pay to play that content a little more
but i- already paid- for those dungeons before
included in the box i bought in 2 thousand and four

(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game

Worgen fight for the alliance how does that fit the lore?
but no team jacob's gonna make up for the might of the horde
so we'll accept the goblin help and cut these little welps down
even though goblins have only flown our ships untill now
But im still red and the black- running ahead of the pack
makin sure to keep your puppies caged up in the back
I guess its kinda fitting- allies getting bitches to play
but if you see me in the BGs? SIT! Staaaaaay..

enjoy your epics theyll be vendored here soon
all your raiding down to nothing all in one afternoon
Spawn camping NPCs- because theyre never alive
when 11 million people need level eighty five
you say they made- wrath EZ mode to make it main stream
Cata should include a helmet, if you know what i mean
Remove the specs and the stats and any com-plexities
to keep these re-re's- progressing fast by mashing the keys

(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game

Deathwings up on the cover- bet hes not in the game
you know its gonna be a year before he's spittin the flames
claim that he's- the antagonist that we gotta take down
how long- after wrath- before they opened icecrown?
according to the lore- the aspect of the black
was practically defeated by the human rhonin way back
now the demon soul is gone defeated lost and deceased
yet hes still- twice as strong as emo arthas at least

but in a year- deathwing'll be a smoldering mess
where will we go then from there? guess well take out sargeres
when the aspects titans and old gods are no more
Theyll have us fighting jesus christ in 37.4
Im a sarcastic ass - ill do this year after year
but ill keep playing cause their artists making beautiful gear
And ill bitch and complain and say whatever i please
but they know ill still be in line for the midnight release

(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) I swear that ive been here before
prince arthas is dead deathwing is reborn
(its gonna be a Cataclysm) new races new places to play
new content still the same damn game

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Cataclysm
• warcraft
• wow
• Nyhm
• gonna
• be
• world
• of
• expansion

[WifeyNumberOne]

Make a song about Pandas Nyhm. I dare you. >: I

[salamenceRULES]

@JDXik Agreed, WoW is a great strategy game to play and people think that only fat nerds play it? it makes no sense. and btw CoD is a game for hormonal teenagers to shoot each other and then rage when they die.

[manodeldios666]

vanilla and BC wow was about teamwork. wotlk was memorization until you got to Lich King, then everyone needed to be on the same page again. now in Cataclysm, we all do whatever the eff we want and job's done. Deathwing went down like a lil bitch.

[MadeInCanada71]

@wristbrace dude, every demo warlock is gonna do the EXACT same rotation, same wit ret pallies, same with survival hunters, its not strateg if everysingle person is doing the same thing, and raiding is hardly teamwork, i was in a hardcore raiding guild as dps, and i only worried about myself and we owned, all you have to do to be a REAL player is go research your spec and they will tell you what to equip and what buttons to push, thats not strategy, that just memorization

[wristbrace]

@MadeInCanada71 ita ctually is filled with strategy. i paused a raid to type this. Its about TEAM WORK. you cant go everywhere or do anything by your self, if youve played during vanilla, or bc then youd understand group quests, and how important rotations/priorities are for REAL players.

[mrkuilko]

110 people couldn't beat the witch king

[nunzwithgunz9128]

da only ok horde ppl r blood elves and torin BITCH

[robertdevor]

@salamenceRULES I disagree, CoD is a game for 5 year olds who cant play anything else and whine when they die.

[robertdevor]

Course we wont fight jesus, as the forums would rage "there no lore to back it up" seeing as too many people cant realise lore is evolving as the game goes on.

[manodeldios666]

WoW is indeed an MMORPG. MMO would be more so like Resistance online gaming with the like 100+ people all in one fight.

MMORPG's differ from MMO's in that there are roles to play. roleplaying doesn't mean the same as literally role playing as though youreally are an orc warlock. It means you fulfil a role in the game. Borderlands is a multiplayer RPG because you play a roll. tank, heals, dps. same with WOW. therefore Mrdarkbaron and Nilasthomsen, you're both retarded

[MadeInCanada71]

@salamenceRULES wow isnt that big of a strategy game, for pve, all bosses do the same thing, so its all ONE strategy, and for pvp, some classes are just so overpowered, they justdo the same thing every game and rape everyone, the onyl bit of strategy is for pro arena players

[GearsGodZau]

@NilasThomsen No, it'd be an MMORPG, idiots. Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game.