October 9th: The Feud Continues

In which Hank likens presidential politics to card games and then explains his unicorn preference

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News & Politics

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[oxxxdevinxxxo]

also narwahls definitley pwn.

[unforgettable789]

Unicorns weren't made from narwhals. They missed the Arc and became narwhals. 0D

[Shamhatter]

I am so proud to have bought that t-shirt :3

[hmol257]

Hate to say it Hank... but sadly John has a pretty good sense for candidates, it seems. Now it comes to the question of whether being a schmuck is enough of a reason to not vote for a politician if you still like the proposed policies. Bill Clinton anyone? Or does it matter what kind or level of schmuck? Interesting questions...

[MrSpazzyunicorn]

I LOVE NARWHALS!!THEY ARE THE UNICORN OF THE SEA!

[iflipped4u]

teehee Philip DeFranco hell yeah

[PrettyLoather]

Hahaha, John Edwards turned out to be a total schmuck!

[darklingtrush]

The presidential elections ARE a game of poker. Because the cards they're holding are never the ones they play out, be it because they themselves are schmucks or the other players are. Gut feeling is important. How else will you choose between douche 1 and douche 2?

[chriscobonham]

Yeah...about John Edwards....

[MrBobman28]

I play MTG and my second most played deck is zombies. There aren't even unicorns in my favorite card game. so zombies=full of awesome. unicorns= fail

[maddoraptor]

BEST GOOD MORNING JOHN

[TookItHomeToJenny]

I like zoombies beter because they tend to be in better stories, also they more effectivly highligh the human characters and are always a great socal metaphor. However, if it was a choice as to which I would like to locked in a room with or to take form in this reality unicorns are much nicer to hang out with, and are an effective form of transport...