Shelby Abbott and Andy Allan [Bullet]'s "Alejandro" Parody

Shelby Abbott and Andy Allan [Bullet] parody "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga.

Lyrics:
Just one more night, then we're leavin'
And Radiate and you is almost through
Yes we know it's time for grievin'
But we know just what to do, to comfort you

Parody this crazy song
It's hot like a five-dollar foot long
Ga Ga wear a dress of meat, what does she eat?

Don't make me go, don't wanna leave, Radiate, yo
Wish could still be packing seed for GAiN, yo
I'm packed so full of Red Bull, I'm wired like Carnuccio
Radiate I just can't wait for next year, yo!

Radiate, yo, Radiate, yo
Radi-adi-ate yo, Radi-adi-ate bro
Radiate, yo, Radiate, yo
Radi-adi-ate yo, Radi-adi-ate bro

I may have slept 4 hours total
On the bathroom floor, because my roommates snore
I've seen my best friends, in their undees
Every time I go to bed they're in my head

Jackson and the Bridge Band no, don't tell me I've got to go
Let me live in this hotel, Oh what the.... [heck]

One speaker left, our special guest: Carrie Walker
Saw a cute girl, can't wait to go, Facebok-stalk her
More side hugs and, awkward high fives, let's keep this conference alive
Keith Bubalo, he's such a pro.... as a talker

Boobalo-yo, Boobalo-yo
Booba-booba-boobalo, Booba-booba-boobalo
Carrie Walker, Carrie Walker
Carrie Carrie Walker, gotta Facebook stalk her

I know this ain't a rap song, couldn't care less
Check out the smooth flow - hairless!
Tonight we're partying like Lakers - Artest
Radiate's like a sneeze, God-blessed!
We're two hammers: emcees
Ask Hermione politely, "Witch Please?"
We're the cat's pajamas, you're the bees knees
How holy are we? Swiss cheese.
We rofl together, Mike N Ike style
Making an Imprint Twilight-style
Jordanesque - we Like Mike
Old School funny - Van Dyke
Final Chapter Radiate, last night
We see the tears falling, flood-like
We gonna shine in the darkness: flood-like
Time to Radiate: Son-like

Oh Baltimore Oh Baltimore ..... you were freezing
Oh Marriott, your mattresses.... were totally pleasing
Oh Radiate, Oh Radiate...I will miss you
If you were a person and a girl.... I would make out with you
Oh Radiate, oh Radiate....*fake crying*

Radiate, yo, Radiate, yo
Booba-lo Rasta, Booba-lo Soldia!
Radiate, yo, Radiate, yo
Carrie Carrie Walker, PLEASE DON'T FACEBOOK STALK HER

Radiate, yo, Radiate, yo
Booba-lo Rasta, Booba-lo Soldia!
Radiate, yo, Radiate, yo
Carrie Carrie Walker, PLEASE DON'T FACEBOOK STALK HER

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From Radiate 2010 - a Campus Crusade for Christ winter conference in Baltimore, MD.

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