Yulysses 31

Mp3: http://tindeck.com/listen/njlz

Merry Christmas everybody! This was made as part of my big Advent story, with daily updates (including the pictures you see sloshing past in what I hesitate to refer to as the video) and silliness. If Youtube lets me post the URL, then the URL will be here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3452289


Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Visits my house and visits yours
He circles Earth in the space of one night

Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Breaking intergalactic laws
Defying time, using reindeer for flight

Santa Clau-au-au-au-aus
He's the hero in the red and white
Clap of thunder on a silent night
On an endless quest to slide down chimneys
Bringing Christmas presents to all

(I'm just going to let you imagine I['ve typed "Santa Claus" over and over again from here on)
Can't play out 'til he's done his chores
He tidies up and he hoovers the sleigh

Gets all cross if you say he snores
The elves are tired, 'cause he keeps them awake

Sailing through the stars on Christmas Eve
Isn't bothered whether you believe
Nomming keenly on a quantum chocolate,
Bringing Christmas presents to all!

Ho-ho-ho, must be good to go
Onto the Good List
Ho-ho-ho, only Santa knows
If you've achieved this

Make thjose supervillains shake with fear
Make 'em promise to be good this year
Making toys inside a festive workshop,
Bringing Christmas presents to all

Likes to exfoliate his pores
With oatmeal masques,
He feels soft and refreshed

Played the back of a panto horse
He owned that role, as the critics all stressed

With a jingle and a clop of hooves,
He'll be touching down on all our rooves
Filling firesides and stuffing stockings,
Bringing Christmas presents to all

Ho-ho-ho, every time it snows,
I know he's near me
Ho-ho-ho, he is nice, you know,
And very beardy

With a wintry twinkle in his eye
He'll deliver when the stakes are high
Fighting evil while the world is sleeping,
Bringing Christmas presents to all!

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Category:

Music

Tags:

• Santa Claus
• Snatter
• Ulysses 31
• Ulysses Theme

[7Comic7mischief7]

Do you use a voice modulation program for those low notes? That's ridiculously low.

[DemonTomatoDave]

@7Comic7mischief7 They don't have any effects on them, but they are slowed-down, so yeah they're deeper than I can really go.

[7Comic7mischief7]

@DemonTomatoDave

Oh thank the lord. I was going to have to notify Geneva or some authority if you could go THAT low and THAT high...

By the way, you're fantastic. I've been listening to you since "Not Roy", my friend Dainegai did a little video showing it off.

I still hum it walking down the halls.

[DemonTomatoDave]

@7Comic7mischief7 I remember that video! I couldn't believe it, that was before I had any of my songs up on Youtube, so I didn't know how people were hearing them! He did a great job.

[Edricloto]

To make quantum chocolate, does one need to find a Higgs Bovine for the milk?

[DemonTomatoDave]

@Edricloto Whooooooaaa! This is the best comment I've ever received.

[redwrath5]

O god this was great, made me want to go watch Ulysses 31 again

[DemonTomatoDave]

@apex2000 Hey, whoa there. Whoa. Steady on now. Hey.

[kprice07]

listening to this now on christmas eve in the uk XD great song = )

[crrazyjoe]

fucking amazing!

[QtubAyback]

Best Christmas song ever. I actually hate Christmas less now.

[Ko009]

Good job. Really liked it. Very easy on the ears unlike the dub.