John Cena's Freestyle Debut : Vanilla Ice on Halloween

Alright, stop, collaborate and listen.
Ice is back with a new proposition.
Your position, is that of a failure.
I'm 'a nail ya.
To Jamie Noble's trailer.
And then I dare ya, to run around and cause a scare.
Give people shakes and make them change their underwear.
I'm on top, it's my fault that you're under there.
You want a bear?
Have Baldo shave his back hair.
Fast, gotta go it's been a blast.
Came out the locker room stole Rey Mysterio's mask.
Tried to get 'Taker's cast but it was plastered on too tight.
Peace, I gotta go, about to hotwire his bike!
Word Life!

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[WWEFaNOFKANE1997]

I thought it was tight. 

[PowerStruggle555]

now that was when Cena was good, as a rapping heel

[gabichri]

HAHAHA I LAUGHED WHEN THEY BOOED HIMXD GO CENA!

[wwedude1987]

and this is how it all began :)

[skater06ify]

Jonc canen old

[undeadnotunpeople]

That's horrible

[RafealxPhoenix]

This Cena brought me hours of entertainment.

[monnea13]

@TheDarthMaster Funny but Rude!!

[TvirusMatriX]

lol first time i saw him wrestle, i think it was against kurt angle. i was like look at this fucka wearing them short tight ass pandex and the image of vanilla ice. then soon after he had the kangol hat, baggy shorts and rappin bout the wrestlers and dissin the cities they were in lol and he became my top five of 2002 lol who remembers his rap about eddie RIP "u work at taco bell handin me the mild sauce "i got 2 words for you illegal....immigration" LOL wwe will never ever ever EVER b the same

[TvirusMatriX]

@ProudFinn1 actually around this time 2002-2003 there were GREAT storylines! brock lesnar and taker. remember the pregnant wife? brock lesnar and zach gowen. sable and torrie? torrie and dawn marie? big show and lesnar? how bout john cena and lesnar or when kurt and brock became friends? what about when taker came back as the american bad ass? or steph vs vince at no mercy? the stories made the show that much better!! must we review paul heyman's betraying lesnar? or torries dad dying from sex?

[Spiffyb0i]

I liked how this costume was just a filler for the show, but it turned out to be something more. Because of this small skit, WWE gave him a rapper gimmick which really launched his career. I hate Cena now, but as a heel/freshly face character with his "Word Life" theme song, he was the shit. I remember watching SmackDown and the crowd would go nuts when his theme hit. He was the US Champ and got the loudest chants and was always in main events. Now, he's just plain boring as fuck.