Ugghhh I hate these when I was in mammoth cave [search it up its the longest cave on earth] a cave spider/cricket jumped into my shirt and I peed my pants because it started crawling up my neck
I was in bed minding my own business, reading a book with my cat nearby. Suddenly, she looked up over the headboard past me. I followed her gaze!!!!!!!!! A cave cricket was just above the bed near the ceiling. I have these in my house, but the 4 cats make short work of them.After knocking it down with a broom and killing it, I sleep now with one eye open.
this is HILARIOUS! I had a similar experience last night with one of these assholes. I nearly emptied out half a bottle of bleach bathroom cleaner trying to kill it from a distance to no avail, I finally had to toss a copy of the wall street journal over it to step on it. so. freaking. gross.
i went into a water drainage tunnel that is like 2000ft long and its was about five feet tall and five feet wide this things were every where at one point i fking hate them they scared the shit out of me..
I... WANT... THAT... QUARTER!!!
Corey6496 2 weeks ago
i fucking hate those things
da2lollipop 1 month ago
Bravo!!! Very well done! Good creativity. You made a silly bug capture into "an event". You should try promoting! Really...
ectobilly99 2 months ago
Ugghhh I hate these when I was in mammoth cave [search it up its the longest cave on earth] a cave spider/cricket jumped into my shirt and I peed my pants because it started crawling up my neck
dragongirlfan12 4 months ago
I was in bed minding my own business, reading a book with my cat nearby. Suddenly, she looked up over the headboard past me. I followed her gaze!!!!!!!!! A cave cricket was just above the bed near the ceiling. I have these in my house, but the 4 cats make short work of them.After knocking it down with a broom and killing it, I sleep now with one eye open.
Crumpet22 4 months ago
i see why you have them clean your shit...
iDougieCA 5 months ago
hahahahaha, love the music
drplbiftin 5 months ago
this is HILARIOUS! I had a similar experience last night with one of these assholes. I nearly emptied out half a bottle of bleach bathroom cleaner trying to kill it from a distance to no avail, I finally had to toss a copy of the wall street journal over it to step on it. so. freaking. gross.
landcal 6 months ago
man i used to go in my basement all the time... now i don't cuz i'm terrified that i'll see another one of those things down there. :^(
apf2001 6 months ago
i went into a water drainage tunnel that is like 2000ft long and its was about five feet tall and five feet wide this things were every where at one point i fking hate them they scared the shit out of me..
NOXSCOPEXKING 6 months ago