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Uploaded by on Mar 7, 2011

The Bald Song written By CrossRoads from Thatcher Arizona. For more songs go to : http://www.facebook.com/pages/CrossRoads/151969981488329

Bald

I started going bald when I turned about nineteen
I was headed on a mission two states north of New Orleans
People always told me that something had to go
On a mission you lose your hair or your girlfriend, somehow I lost both

At first I was kinda angry with my new hair-do
But then I realized that bald guys, well we are people too!

Chorus:
Yes I'm bald
B -- A -- L -- D
It's called bald
And I guess that's just me
People may make fun of me and be really mean
But my head is just a solar panel to a crazy love machine
Yes I'm bald
B -- A -- L -- D
Bald

George Forman doesn't have the hair but he made a grill just fine
A bald man is the captain of the Starship Enterprise
The leader of the X-Men, Mr. Clean and Dr. Phil
And the glistening shiny head of Mr. Howie Mandel

And other people everywhere around the head shaped globe
Are realizing grass just doesn't grow on a very busy road

Chorus:
Yes I'm bald
B -- A -- L -- D
It's called bald
And I guess that's just me
People may be jealous and sometimes may resent
That when I put on a turtle neck I look like a stick of roll on deodorant
Yes I'm bald
B -- A -- L -- D
Bald


When was the last time you put hair on a snowman? Or a stick figure?
Or when is that last time you asked some guy with hair, "can I rub your head"
I don't spend money on shampoos, I don't plug up the shower drain
Our national bird is bald and so are six of the apostles!

Now I don't know much about fashion, what is in and what is out
But if you think that bald guys can be hot, let me here you shout


Yes I'm bald
B -- A -- L -- D
It's called bald
And I guess that's just me
Yes I'm bald
B -- A -- L -- D
Bald

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  • i like how he has BALD on his head in marker

  • M.Bigoni is bald too !

  • Great song !!!

  • I fuckin love you, you bald cunt <3

  • Love <3 My new theme song? I think so. I started balding at 17.

  • Runescape

  • @flinty2006 its in the description

  • george whens the lemon vid done?

  • ive been bald my entire life, this really helped me feel better i just want to take the time to thank you for the support, WAHEY!

  • haha - I was bald by age 22 - love this song ! Make anothre baldie song !

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