Oh! Christmas Tree by The Whomping Willows

Song: Oh! Christmas Tree
Artist: The Whomping Willows
Album: Jingle Spells
Year: 2007

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Lyrics:
Christmas time is special and I always get excited
Now that I'm in a famous band I always get invited
to the coolest Christmas parties with the coolest Christmas peeps
and if the party's broken up we take it to the streets

I simply call up Matt and ask him if I can possess his body
He's usually available and so I'm good to party
But if he' not available, I call up all my brothers and say, "What up? It's Whompy, you should totally come over,"
We can hook up the 360 to my 50 inch plasma.
It'll look so good it'll take your breath like you be having asthma.
And when we're done with that we can hit the Firewhiskey
Just pour it on my roots and I'll be crunk in a jiffy. Whut?

I'm spending Christmas chillin' with my crew on Hogwarts grounds
We got Hagrid spinnin' records 'cause he knows how to get down
And he made a pact with Draco so there wouldn't be no drama
So Draco's got the mic and he be flowing like Madonna.

And Pansy's right beside him, she can rock the synthesizer
And Dumbledore just got here and he brought some appetizers
He's got kettle chips and onion dip and a plate of cocktail wieners
Clam cakes, New England clam chowder and a couple pounds of steamers

And the Giant Squid (I love that kid!) is a hit with all the ladies
He'll get more groupies than Sebastian Boch did in the '80s.
Even though it's winter time we'll stay hotter than Hades
We'll have those girlies howling some doggies with the rabies. Whut?

Oh, Christmas tree,
Oh, Christmas tree,
Wizards throw the best parties
Oh, Christmas tree,
Oh, Christmas tree,
Big Whompy drops the fattest beats.

Oh, Christmas tree,
Oh, Christmas tree,
Wizards throw the best parties
Oh, Christmas tree,
Oh, Christmas tree,
Big Whompy drops the fattest beats.

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[aryllia]

*imagines Draco doing a Madonna impersonation*

Okay, NOW I'm scarred for life XD

...

I'm gonna head off to google and see if anyone has done a drawing or fanfic of that.

[RhianonLives]

Hey great job with the lyrics!! Wrock on, DFTBA :)

[hyperwierddude]

WROCK ON!



[nizdolls]

@aryllia It would be quite funny.

[aryllia]

@nizdolls

Not that I found... But someone should.

[nizdolls]

@aryllia Had they?

[LilyLilyLilyPotter]

GOLD!

[AsSweetAsYouAre]

awesome.

this is better than the oringinal.

forever

[doblea2]

omg ^o^