hello tv bosses, i would very much like to be on the television. to this end i have prepared a selection of samples of my skills for you to peruse at your leisure! i hope my talent is evident and you will make the right choice (booking me)!!
yours faithfully,
mr. m sharp (tv presenter/actor)
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
moosesgalore 3 years ago
NO HE WASN'T
No one can be that huge of a faggot. By faggot I mean cock guzzler.
munafojg 3 years ago
the sad part is he was truly trying. and wat do you have against indians? plus, who would hire someone for the BBC Kid's Hour(?) if you yell "FUCK" whenever you mess up dancing? No one would hire you without drugs, blackmail, and a hostage situation involved. And how could anyone contact you at all if you don't give them your number or e-mail? i feel sorry for u and hope u get help.
go8smosh 4 years ago
this almost feels liek a dax 'motion picture'. maek vids moar often.
893Productions 4 years ago 2
Someone is going to buy that domain name.
Hey...you're British, take out the fake teeth. Lol.
HisRoyalDudeliness 4 years ago
You are so F'n hired. Need an agent? I will represent you for a paltry 99 percent. I've already got you gigs at every gay establishment in San Francisco. Call me babe! I'll, er we'll make millions, especially with the blackmail shots...er party photos. You're gonna be a star!
Rudenewt 4 years ago