Bloor Cinema Keychain

Chased through a dark forest by a twisted serial killer, you find yourself stumbling blindly through the moonless night. Your legs ache as you stagger vaguely towards the highway in search of your car. Emerging from a thicket, you spot your bright pink Prius and make a mad dash for the driver's seat. With the cold breath of the masked psychopath chilling your neck you reach into your pocket to fetch your keys.

What you find is a tangled mess of twisted metal, and as you search frantically for the right key, the killer advances and lops off your head with one fell swoop.

This gruesome end could have been avoided with the "Bloor Cinema Approved" keychain. It's revolutionary design keeps all your keys in place. Pick up yours today at the Bloor Cinema!

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Comedy

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• Bloor Cinema
• Keychain