Crazy Town (Official Video) - Dr. Noise

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Lyrics:
turtles drinking whiskey, robots serving pie
bowling balls smoking stogies saying hi to passersby
a singing telegram, that sings all by itself
and a millionaire that likes to share all of his wealth
a bandit cowboy cactus, a 16 legged cow
and a skunk that just can't figure out, damn, what's that smell?
a zebra colored cheetah, rodents wearing socks
elephants riding on the backs of their own giant cocks

all this and more is here so come and see

Welcome to a place that you'll never frown
a twisted little place called Crazy Town
Where a horse is the mayor of all of us
and he loves to cuss

Turtles drinking whiskey, an emu sporting cords
water balloons settling allt heir battles with some plastic swords
a platypus dressed like rambo, a drunken ninja mule
every single fish in the world traveling in one giant school

you'll never have to wait in line to have a pee (never wait in line to pee)
cuz wherever you go is just fine with me

Welcome to a place that you'll never frown
a twisted little place called Crazy Town
Where a horse is the mayor of all of us
and his cursing has become a little bit offensive
Go pants-less or maybe in just a gown
because anything goes here in Crazy Town
wear a hula skirt, a wig, or just drool a lot
I'm only wearing one sock

so the outside world can be a little bit frightening
and you're looking for a place that's sort of enlightening
set yourself free and you will see
so go a little crazy and join me

Welcome to a place that you'll never frown
a twisted little place called Crazy Town
Where a horse is the mayor of all of us
and his favorite words can not be said on television
Go pants-less or maybe in just a gown
because anything goes here in Crazy Town
wear a hula skirt, a wig, or just drool a lot
I'm only wearing one sock

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[jikjik9000]

nerdfighters.

[fecklessman]

thanks, bill. now i'm gonna be singing 'turtles drinking whiskey!' all week long.

[Tahkafication]

At first i thought i had heard this song before, i was wrong. listened to it again, i was right.

[thekidwithahat1]

i can see some new memes forming here

Turtles Drinking Wiskey

[MrExtremad]

Goooood

[azuresky31]

Omg i love you man \m/

[escosenator]

I had my final maths exam today and listened to this for the first time last night. I had "turtles drinkin' whiskey" repeating in my head throughout the entire 2 hours.

[Potatoes1836]

"Population: WEEEEE!" had me laughing sooo hard

[glowstick145]

I came here because of wheezy waiter. I'm extremely disappointed, Dr. Noise is much funnier with Wheezy.

[savorrow]

I thought this was all stupid at first. . . 10 views later my head is bouncing from left to right haha. Great song, great video. Oddly enough I can really relate to the song.

[Berkeleus]

I want his hat xD

[DeadlyEncryption]

welcome to crazy town population 674 and still growing

Welcome to dislike town population 18 Beiber Fans