Yu-Gi-Oh: Stairway to the Destined Duel's Titular Duel

Each of Marik's ghouls soundly defeated by the marvelous duelist Mr. Alpa-San, Marik possessed Tea in an attempt at forcing Mr. Alpa-San to continue his battles against the Ghouls on Marik's own terms. Though Mr. Alpa-San didn't give a shit about Tea, he decided to go anyway because it gave him a reason to procrastinate on beta testing a certain author's "attempt" at a character from this series that was like Guilty Gear but kinda gay.

At the hideout, Mr. Alpa-San meticulously destroyed a possessed Tea and two ghouls in duels like a machine: One that is programmed to win duels. He would've added a possessed Joey to his inductees in da hall of pain, but Joey really just killed himself with Chain Energy because he's a complete moron even when he's under the control of someone else.

It was then that Mr. Alpa-San ascended the final stair step to his destined duel with darker Marik. Well, Marik is like, already a dark person so I'm guessing he's supposed to be even darker when his hair points up like a super saiyen and stuff. I dunno most of my Yu-Gi-Oh anime knowledge comes from watching it while waiting for Pokemon to come on. Anyways Darker Marik lost himself in an false sense of security, feeling that Mr. Alpa-San stood no chance because he is horrible at top-decking random answers. What Darker Marik did not know was that Mr. Alpa-San held a secret power that compensated for that disadvantage: A focused, synergistic deck.

Mr. Alpa-San beat Marik in a lengthy duel that was only a lengthy duel because the asshole had an unending supply of monster removal. Heck, the thought of using Harpy's Feather Duster completely escaped Mr. Alpa-San's mind and he still won. Defeated, Marik used his Millenium Rod powers to knock out Mr. Alpa-San, erase Mr. Alpa-San's memory of defeating the big bad guy of Yu-Gi-Oh before Yugi could, and then dumped him off at a Subway where he was awoken by Tea and Joey. As Mr. Alpa-San got back to his feet and prepared to return to Battle City, he turned around to notice, much to his horror, that Bakura and Marik were right behind him without wearing clothes ready to finally complete this typical Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic. The rest of this ending is too graphic for Youtube's community guidelines so The End.

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[Glace077]

I really wish they'd make a quality MTG handheld game. I think that alone would actually justify my buying a system.

[Chainsawdentist]

@Glace077

I'd freaking love a good MTG game on a portable too.

[EnkerZero]

More than one Blue-Eyes, but no Ultimate?

[Chainsawdentist]

@EnkerZero

My deck is focused on plucking huge monsters from the graveyard. Polymerization and the such only gets in my way. Also I can do more damage and take out more defending creatures with multiple Blue Eyes than I can with one Blue Eyes Ultimate.

[Vulcan422]

@Chainsawdentist Back when I played this I just ran Cyber Stein with Megamorph and Fairy Meteor Crush. Easily the most overpowered strategy back in the day. Then in the next edition I used a Yata-Lock deck, something I'm actually happy about being banned. Unbelievably broken.

[Chainsawdentist]

@Vulcan422

Yata Garasu is the biggest dick move in any card game. I have an extra special grudge towards the Yata-lock because I'VE BEEN YATA LOCKED IN THE REAL THING!

[TheNotoriousMC2]

Like Guilty Gear but kinda gay....I'm gonna assume that means only kinda gay as compared to Guilty Gear which is extremely gay.

[LuwiigiMaster]

Man, this takes me way back. Shame old overpowered cards had to make room for newer, even more overpowered cards...

[Vulcan422]

It's truly a sad sight to see that most of the cards used in here are now banned.

Also Yami Marik had the most gdlk theme in the game.