Pizza Feet 14 - 1 NA Allstars [full speech in description]

As of August 20th, 2010, Pizza Feet Football Club is 4 years old. Pizza Feet is not only the most successful club in IOS history, but also the only club that values sportsmanship and fair play above all. There isn't a team in IOS that Pizza Feet has not defeated, Masters of Soccer, Digital Strikers, ic8, sogga and even the club rumored to be unbeatable; Universitados.
Shortly after Pizza Feet's inception, they were considered a joke clan, never taken serious by their competitors. It wasn't until the first ever IOS league, sponsored by Typekill, that Pizza Feet got the recognition it deserved. In their first match they knocked out MS, the team favored to win the tournament. In the semifinals Pizza Feet faced Universitados. Just prior to the match, there was a rule change banning foreign players from the pitch. In protest, star PF striker Moses scored 8 own goals and eliminated his own team from the tournament. Shortly after, pizza feet was abolished for good.

Months later, IOS source came out and Pizza Feet was re established; much to the dismay of the community. The very existance of a giant such as Pizza Feet would surely crush any fairness and balance the game once had. Time and time again Pizza Feet crushed Masters of Soccer and Univeritados. In revolt, the community assembled a team to defeat pizza feet, but failed. The defeat caused the community to lapse into a state of dispair, causing the servers to be shut down for over ten days. Once they returned, things went back to normal, normal being the annihilation of all of pizza feet's adversaries until they quit the game. This went on for months, until IOS was down to only 20 active members. The community was tired. Tired of losing, and being humiliated. They had enough. They assembled the top 6 players and challenged Pizza Feet to a win it or quit it match. The rules were simple: 30 minutes, 12 players, loser leaves IOS forever.

Pizza Feet won 14-1. The match became the catalyst for a series of catastrophic events. Of the six opposing players, three uninstalled ios, two sold their PCs, and one hanged himself. All but one server was taken down out of shame, and matches are a rarity. When they are played, they never last longer than 5 minutes, when pizza feet scores enough goals to invoke the mercy rule. IOS seems to be dead forever, crushed under the force of the most seemingly auspicious club in history. It has been 4 long years, filled with enough blood and tears to fill ios_teddi to the brim. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty and so bear ourselves that if the IOS Community and Pizza Feet Football Club lasts for thousands of years, men will say: 'This was their finest hour.'

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whats the song 3 mins into the video?