"Because I'm Black!" (Satire)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCxpBUmkD_Y
Oh, hello- I'm the Eternal Victim. My reality and culture is nothing more than a reaction with a healthy dose of whatever the media feeds me.

Whoever media leaders choose to represent blacks is what I accept as my culture cuz I'm smart like that. Others represent me based on skin color.

I don't know many white people, but I think they're all rich and have easy lives because that's what my tv tells me... and I'm 'conscious'.

Many poor whites need to believe & like to convince me that I must have it worse off. Makes them feel better.

A lot of blacks need the excuse of discrimination to explain why they're not where they'd like to be. It's convenient.

Yes, black victim status has it's place in America.

By the way, my plight *always* Trumps your plight. Watch & see.

You don't like my video? You Spam-eating, sister-humping, UFO-spotting, herpes-having, lice-infested, El Camino-driving, tornado-dodging, cross-burning, Chef-Boy-R-Dee-eating, trailer trash hick!-SUCK IT!

Contact me for a complimentary "Blackness Assessment"

/Eternal Victim xx
ps: think you have it hard? i'm black. CHECK MATE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYYAvPjNmYY

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[Abu451]

This guy has a nice kitchen

[IcyHot311]

ohhhhhhhhhh I get it.....wow I feel stupid. You were being sarcastic.....guess I should of read the title.

[rowaneddy7]

maybe it is cuz your black

[viphackerxxx]

peace in world brows like cris brow but is black and now people and now stupid racists

black and white what´s problem

[realdad32]

i was denied food stamps because im white and was told this by the black caseworker. this was the first run in with institutionalized racism that i experienced but opened my eyes. but i became stronger and worked harder to support my kids and i also believe no one should have is hard earned dollars taken from him so that someone who wont work can get them.

[Sood81]

@SmashBrosBrawl I live in Europe and people just don't like others being different. They fear what they don't know. Get jealous when you have it better. There's always something to blame others for. It's not just what you see in the media. People have always been racist even before tv.

[RJwil2stepurface]

thumbs up if you think that he looks like the guy from "the gods must be crazy" movie cover.

[TheGordonizer]

Trollface at 6:53

[Xaymaicana]

Proteanview let me just say, you're very beautiful LOL. VERY attractive and beautiful facial features, you should model. ;)

but what's with these "anti-black" or "black satire" videos? what are you trying to prove?

[Xaymaicana]

@Joeybsmooth LOL!!! that weed must REALLY be good! xD

[MonsieurMercredi]

@CaterpillerFreak123, I noticed you made a comment about him sucking in one of your posts to another of his videos. You must want him bad. It's OK to come out of the closet. If you like him, you should send him a private message and pour your heart out to him. He might be very supportive of your lifestyle.

[CaterpillerFreak123]

Dude its cuz of your lips.....have you seen them basterds? I mean DAMN!!!