Scally in a Nova - Lord of Ellesmere Port

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Scally in a Nova
I know, I know it's serious
Scally in a Nova
I know, I know it's serious

We were driving along the M53
When a Scally in a Nova pulled up next to me
No I don't want to race thee

Do you really think you're so cool?
Yes, you're driving like a buffoon
Is that the best that you can do?

Scally in a Nova
I know, I know it's serious

La, la, lala...
Oh, your little red Nova looks so good
With an oversized sticker saying Kenwood
I guess you like to cook

Do you really think you're so hard?
Yes, you're driving like a tart.
And, your bumper's hanging off

Scally in a Nova
I know, I know it's serious

---Parody of The Smiths - Girlfriend in a Coma

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[winesparkler]

Okay, funny, but do you have anything else to do but smash the Smiths?  At least THEY sold millions of records.

[LordofthePort]

I love The Smiths too! It's about Ellesmere Port, I'm not saying anything bad about The Smiths

[foxfoxton]

Hey its Frank Sidebottom!

[LordofthePort]

Cheeky, I haven't got a papier mache head!

[Pwecko]

Excellent. When are you bringing out your next video? I can't wait.

[LordofthePort]

Soon, I've busy with my Lordship duties.

[TheScallyBoyz]

Excellent video. Scally Boyz approve. We have 2 stolen nova's at our squat. well in Lar

[ilewis7]

Eportt Legend

[ewloe01]

YOU GET ON THE 6 TO THE STANNEY! HA HA

[bumskin1]

mupit

[TheKHemisT85]

AWESOME 5/5 BRILLIANT :D

[xxQueeniexx08]

dude u scare me lol

[wwfcgranger]

the lord, legend!

[G4m3f4c3]

u dnt deserve 2 liv in da port ya fuk up!!!!

e port an proud 4 life (Y)

[matchattaxdotcom]

soz m8, good actin lol tink ur the funniest git eva