The "D" Is Silent! :-D

"AGADOR SPARTACUS: Coming!.. :-))
VAL GOLDMAN: Perfect... :-P
AGADOR SPARTACUS: It's the shoes..." :-(

(.....)

"AGADOR SPARTACUS: Good evening... I am Spartacus: the Goldmans' butler! Please, come... :-))) Come in.
SEN. KEVIN KEELEY: - Is that... uh, GOLDMAN? :-D
VAL GOLDMAN: - COLDMAN! Coldman. Spartacus is, uh...
ARMAND GOLDMAN: - (...) Guatemalan. :-P
BARBARA "BARBIE" KEELEY: - Val, this is my father and my mother. This is Val Coleman.
SEN. KEVIN KEELEY: - COLEMAN or COLDMAN? :-P
ARMAND GOLDMAN: - COLEMAN! The 'D' is silent... :-D
How do you do?
LOUISE KEELEY: This is my daughter: Barbara.
ARMAND GOLDMAN: Delighted... ;-)
LOUISE KEELEY: And my husband.
ARMAND GOLDMAN: Extremely honored! :-D
SEN. KEVIN KEELEY: - You have a very forceful handshake! :-D
ARMAND GOLDMAN: - Well, you have to, in Greece. :-))))
VAL GOLDMAN: My mother won't be here for another 15 minutes. She's with my grandparents, in Palm Beach. :-))
LOUISE KEELEY: - Oh, isn't that nice? Having contact
between the generations... ;-)
ARMAND GOLDMAN: - Yes... Won't you come in?

VAL GOLDMAN: - How's the leg, Pop? My father has an old football injury. :-D
SEN. KEVIN KEELEY: - I thought I recognize a fellow sufferer. :-))))))) Where did you play?
ARMAND GOLDMAN: - Greece.
VAL GOLDMAN: - "Miami U". :-P
BARBARA "BARBIE" KEELEY: - What an interesting room! :-)) Don't you think this room is nice?
LOUISE KEELEY: - Well, yes... A very, very... pleasant vacation house. I like it's severity! :-P
VAL GOLDMAN: - Actually, dad uses this place more for work and... reflection :-))) than anything else... So it's not so much a vacation house as a...
ARMAND GOLDMAN: - (...) Monastery." :-)))))))))))))))))))))))

(.....)

"ALBERT GOLDMAN: - Here I am! Oh, please... forgive me for being so late, but traffic was unbelievable! :-)))))))
Senator Keeley, Mrs. Keeley... I'm so happy to meet you at last!.. Oh, you must be Barbara... What a pretty child... Come, give me a hug! Don't be afraid... Oh, how adorable: she's shy! ;-)
LOUISE KEELEY: - How nice to meet you, Mrs. Coleman.
ALBERT GOLDMAN: - GOLDMAN. :-)))
SEN. KEVIN KEELEY: - I thought the 'D' was silent.
BARBARA "BARBIE" KEELEY: - It is pronounced COLEMAN, isn't it? We've had some confusion.
ALBERT GOLDMAN: - Oh, yes! COLEMAN!
The 'D' is silent... in America. It's COLE D'ISLE AU MAN or "Cole of the Isle of Man" in France, where... Armand's chateau is... :-)))))))) COLE D'MAN in Greece, where... Armand's work is, and finally, the vulgar COLEMAN in Florida, where Armand's home is. So, we never know where we are until we hear our last name pronounced!" :-))))))))))

(.....)

"ALBERT GOLDMAN: - Oh, well... bless them. :-) That's the way Nature made them...
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned girl... :-P but I pity the woman who's too busy to take care of her man. ;-)
SEN. KEVIN KEELEY: - Hear, hear! :-D It's so nice to meet people like you. Our kind of people!" :-)))))))))))

(.....)

SEN. KEVIN KEELEY: Well, I don't know much about Jonathan Swift, but I do know one thing about your mother:
she's a passionate woman :-))))))))) who follows her heart. And I love her." ;-)
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Well, he has to luv 'er... and him - his father-in-law - 'cause they'll be family! :-D

'The Birdcage' (U.S., 1996)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115685/

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Film & Animation

Tags:

• silent consonant
• coleman coldman goldman
• changing name
• bidcage outtake

[Penelope1923]

as VEZES

[nemoism]

too funny



[xpartyhardx]

COle of the isle of man LOLOLOL

[Sugarhigh352]

yay!