How To Annoy A Telemarketer
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Im a slut. Heres my number
1-772-257-4501
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151 people are telemarketers.
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Answering a telemarketing call
Phone: how would you like double glazed windows
You:how would you like to suck my balls
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well this video isn't an entire waste of time...Why? oh no reason...
I'm going to go on ebay now and change my account slightly...
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1) Answer the goddamn phone.
2) Say "OH, you want my details? Oh sure, let me just go and get a pen and paper so I can write everything down so I don't forget a thing, I'll be right back!"
3) Go and mow the lawn.
4) Come back, pick up the phone, and say "Oh, sorry, I'm back. So yes, what do I get when you have my details?"
5) Wait until they're telling you all about it, then interrupt and say "WHOOPS, SILLY ME! The pen doesn't work. I'll just go and get another one."
6) Wait for them to hang up.
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1) Answer phone
2) Say you are interested in what they are selling
3) When they ask you for your credit card # say "of course"
4) Play never gonna give you up
5) Inform them they have been Rick Rolled
6) Don't worry about hanging up they will do that for you
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1)answer phone
2)hold phone to speaker
3)play Billy Mays commercial
4)hang up
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1)answer phone
2) hold phone to speakers
3) play dialup modem tone
4) hang up
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@futileAURA thanks.NOW MY PHONE IS FULL OF S**T!!!!
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This was on Seinfield.
TM:Hi, would you be interested to switching over to TMI long distance service?
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right know, how about you give me your home number and I'll call you later?
TM: Uh, well sorry but we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh I guess you don't want people calling you a home.
TM: No.
Jerry: Well now you know how I feel.
*Hangs up*
AssortedBullshit 2 months ago 108
1)answer phone
2)hold phone to ass
3)Fart as loud as humanly possible
4)hag up
futileAURA 2 months ago 50