YTP: Suicide Meatloaf

(Hopefully the audio is fixed now. If was out of sync the first time I uploaded it.)

Are your crumbly balls so soggy it just falls apart?

Me too!

Hi, it's Mark with the Suicide Meatloaf™, the new non-stick way to bake, lift, and die. You suck, and you've got a small dick. But I'm not stopping there! Your family want you to die, faggot.

Prepare your favorite loaf, and pop it all in the oven. When done, presto! Out comes your delicious Suicide Meatloaf™.

The magic? The revolutionary airanator tray, that elevates your meal. That way, fat can circulate underneath, making it mushy and undercooked, for heart attacks every time!

But it gets better! Call now and receive this amazing suicide knife, for identical, even slices every suicide! Added up, this whopping hundred-dollar value is all yours, for just no charge!

The song at the end is "It's Not The Same" by Liam Bailey. I think it's some obscure hipster thing, but it was the first thing that came up when I was searching for songs with the words "it's not the same".

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• billy
• mays
• suicide
• meatloaf
• putty
• ladder
• mark3611

[WhenCornAttacks]

Great job....If only it were a little longer...

[TheChewanater]

@WhenCornAttacks It's none of your business how long it is.

Or were you talking about the video?

[TransformersFanCo328]

Supah-signs Meatloaf.

Yeah, he's a Billy Mays knock-off.

"But I'm not stopping there!"

Well, I am.

[TheChewanater]

@TransformersFanCo328 He's not really a "Billy Mays knockoff."

He and Billy Mays are both Ron Popeil knockoffs.

[FBIagentNinja]

Billy Mays: Are you shitting me?

[TheJimmyrock007]

*apology

[TheJimmyrock007]

I got a flu and you almost killed me from making me laugh and cough and choke... Apologuly accepted :-)

[SuperThunderBolt2]

Hart A Tacks lol XD

[SmashLiXs]

he's the closest we got

[billymays48]

you suck, and you gotta small dick! lol. 5/5

[haosultist]

videos referencing Billy just make me sad.

[Reiki151]

well, I do like my suicides nice an even each and every time.

[winsomelosenone]

Sue! a, side!