Shit Cosmo Says...

All of these ideas/quotes/questions were taken straight from the pages of magazines who claim to represent British adults - that terrifies us. How capable are we, as a society, to start laying down rules and ideas for children's sexual education when we accept trickery, manipulation and miscommunication as the norm for our sex lives and relationships?

There will be a srs bsns blog post up about our views on the Capitalist hijacking of our sex education once the Tumblr is up and running. For now, enjoy our faces doing silly things!

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Also, check out Ludi's bloody brilliant blog and a wonderful article that she wrote about all this jazz:
http://siliconevalley.tumblr.com/
http://www.onscenity.org/sexualization/#bloga

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[TreacleMary]

Well ... I lol'ed.

[ThosePeskyDames]

@TreacleMary Excellent! At least it's not just Becca and my mum giggling then. My work here is done.

[cannedkitty]

also i know that shirt is supposed to be ironic and meaningless but i'm actually from the temecula valley.  weird. it's in california.

[ThosePeskyDames]

@cannedkitty Actually, it's not really that ironic or meaningless, a guy who was from there gave it to me at a gig he was playing. Small world!

[cannedkitty]

I feel like this video is supposed to be humorous, but when you think about what cosmo does its actually horridly depressing :(

[ThosePeskyDames]

@cannedkitty Totally agree.

[CalamityMargaret]

I once saw in a cosmo that you should put mashed banana or peaches in your love tunnel and have sex because it will apparently feel amazing and then afterwards he'll actually WANT to go down on you. Hm. Hello yeast infection.

[clothesandcurls]

i loled at the eyelash curler

[clothesandcurls]

this is not a joke. I once read a tip to make new friends at university. It said 'saying something self-deprecating will help other girls to warm to you'. I literally couldn't believe they'd written it. sigh

[bcrockett2]

I only read cosmo for who's on the cover,other than that I don't buy it.But one tip I saw was going at it solo infront of him excites him...oh and the one where they say put a rubber band around him and then have sex...uh?do you want him to blame you for ruining his chance to have kids,by killing the only thing that makes him a man?lol

[ThePseudoSapien]

I'd find this more amusing if it wasn't a 'Shit ***** Says' type affair. Having said that, you were rather spot-on with what you did, which is shit; for cosmo readers, that is.

[thatpeskyjenn]

Holly why are you so funny, I love your moustaches too. xxx

[thatpeskyjenn]

@CalamityMargaret We all know a yeast infection is what turns men on....

[Orryp]

those are some handsome moustaches.