Flying Spagetti Monster Appears on CNN
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i feel a bit saddened that this woman labels the one true creater, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, a joke! may she find it in her heart to accept his noodly appendage and join us in his sauce. RAmen
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I love how the theists laugh and dismiss the FSP, but they don't realize why we laugh at theirs.
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Blasphamey!!! may his holy noodley appendage smite this harlett!!
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All be praise his noodle to guide us!
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I used to have an empty feeling within... It was a relentless thirst for eternal wisdom and my soul would cry tears. Last Tuesday I bought a couple of spatulas and a fancy set of stainless steel woks.... Something began to stir within me as I marched in (what felt like) slow motion to the checkout counter...
I was touched by His Noodly appendage...
I am a stronger man.
I am a better man.
I am a pastafarian and a part time pirate.
Ramen brothers and sisters
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Holy crap! He's coming?!?!
This is worse than the revelations!! I just hope it's not so poorly written.
Thank you for the alert!
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@PhoenixesRose You mean the religion of BDSM
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FSM a joke ! hush blasphemer lest his noodly appendage smite you .
Consider FSM next time you sit before a plate of pasta and remember him fondly.
FSM, bless us all, we do the best we can , Ramen.
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"because beer wasent created it was invented by humans."
No, FSM already had beer present. He inspired humans to create their own beer.
"how careless he is if the was one. FSM was probley created by a drunk man himslef!"
Er no, FSM is not accountable to anyone, he could be drunk and it wouldn't matter.
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because beer wasent created it was invented by humans. FSM could not have been drunk when he created humans and if he was tht shows how careless he is if the was one. FSM was probley created by a drunk man himslef! no one has evr seen the FSM. But in many religons like christans Jesus (being god himslef) came down and preformed
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The Mighty FSM laughs. HIS smile fills the sky with light. And with HIS laughter, all are covered with grated cheese.
RAmen.
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Oh, and RAmen.
A Brit on CNN? Her parents must have disowned her. Poor girl.
whateverfloats 4 years ago
Uh.. CNN INTERNATIONAL dear.
PhoenixesRose 4 years ago
A joke? I don't know about you but I'm dead serious. Watch out Abby because I don't respond pleasantly blasphemy.
reedtrog 5 years ago
he he he Agreed. But then, to some people, all religions are "cults" - even the true religion - that of the FSM!
PhoenixesRose 5 years ago
All hail the flying spaghetti monster! He created us all with his noodly appendage! For thine is the garlic
And the onion and the bay leaves, For ever and ever.
Ramen
cerebulon 5 years ago
*bows head in prayer*
Raaammmeeennnn
PhoenixesRose 5 years ago