True Hellsing Abridged Parody: Episode 1 Pilot

We do NOT own Hellsing, or make any profit off of this video. Hellsing was created by Kouta Hirano and licensed by Geneon Entertainment

Hellsing is a story about a supernatural vampire cloaked in red that works for the paranormal investigation squad known as Hellsing Organization.

Episode 1: Alucard is known as a bad-ass vampire, but is he really up to it when everyone keeps shooting him? And what's with Integra's desire to become a comedian?

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Okay, so I know that there ARE a few Hellsing abridged(s) out there, but no one really updates...I mean, HellBling was funny, but they said that they doubt that they'd put up another episode. So we chose Hellsing because it's short and sweet! As we go higher, the jokes get funnier!

(Sincerest apologies about the mic "PFF" in some of my lines...Audacity didn't really tell me that they were there)

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Episode 2 is out, and the quality is BETTER! Episode 3 was the best, and Episode 4 is...okay (better than this ep. though)...
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AND A BIG SPECIAL THANKS TO IWATOTATSUMAKI!

IwatoTatsumaki: Integra, Pizza Guy, Priest, and Elliot Spi--I mean, Tourist Man....

SaiyaUnleashed: Alucard, Seras, Ghouls, Guy at the desk, and the HALO voices. That's right..."LOST THE LEAD"

Music used:
Shoot Me Again - Metallica
Mark David Chapman - MSI
Riku's Theme - KH2
Near's Theme - Deathnote

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Hellsing
• abridged
• parody
• series
• the
• real
• thing
• comedy
• humor
• spoof
• Integra
• Elliot
• Seras
• Victoria
• vampire
• priest
• ghouls

[jtreidno1]

best new abridged series. Forward this to all the people with lame recycled jokes or bad jokes. This is how you do it! Good job!

[SaiyaUnleashed]

I read this comment a while ago, and now I wanna glomp you, jtreidno1!

[noodlescooz]

Wow, this was a good HSA. The Hit Man joke was good, but you might want to work on some of the sound quality. besides our hellsing, this is probably my favorite! :D

nice job!

[SaiyaUnleashed]

AHHH!! NOODLESCOOZ!!

[noodlescooz]

yes?

[SaiyaUnleashed]

You're from BCP! ^_^ Wassup?

[coroixiwa]

did alucard just become Freddie Kruger....as if he wasn't awesome enough you pushed him to be the maximum ultimate XD

[kytani9]

Every moment of this vid made me lol....

Pistol Whip!

I'm sure I shouldn't see any more ghouls here....aww *beep*

Riiiiighhtt, Stupify!.......

Can she play Gears of War...2?

lol epic lines throughout!!!

[LeaderoftheAwesomes]

OWWW! HELICOPTER NOISES! HEADPHONES! OWWWWWWW!

[CrimsonRosesOfGrell]

3:32 death note music ;D love love love it^0^

[seforoth123]

lmao itachi reference nice one

[thefirstfoxfurry]

dude you need audio editing help >.>

[cousincorps]

lol so funney

[sugercube99]

lol you should have made the heli copter noises chuka chuka chuka

[riotgirl367]

shoot me again is the best song for this other then dragula from rob zombie

[WilesNailsPower]

I got the Itachi joke a 1:05

you did a good job! :D

[TheHallowis]

i see she was the sandman thanks spider man

[blueangels14]

the should have health drink in this show