Nadia and I had the great task laid upon us of cleaning out an old storage, we found boxes and papers and poop and a big heavy thick hairy opossum, me being the great hunter that I am I do the most rationable thing any other man would do.... Let the woman go in there with a broom.
There you go; again I ask why does everyone wants to poke us possums with something. That possum name is Mary Beth. She is a teenager possum thats works parts time in the records department at the Wooded Swamp Courttree. She was just filing the daily court documents and meant no harm. Nadia, Mary Beth want hurt you, just leave her be and she will leave very soon. How do I know? It Friday afternoon and all the teenage possums go to the drive inn and hang by their tails.
You are terrorizing this poor animal; just leave and it will leave! You are saying,"He's scared, he's shaking!" but continue to frighten him for your boyfriend's amusement.
Opossums do not carry rabies; unlike cats, dogs, squirrels and obviously at least two white people in a storage closet.
If you see these two humans, do not attempt to catch them; if they bite you and run away, you will have to take rabies shots.
I second that! I wonder who has more intelligence here: the Opossum or the idiots tormenting it with the broom?
BUNGLEJYME 3 years ago
There you go; again I ask why does everyone wants to poke us possums with something. That possum name is Mary Beth. She is a teenager possum thats works parts time in the records department at the Wooded Swamp Courttree. She was just filing the daily court documents and meant no harm. Nadia, Mary Beth want hurt you, just leave her be and she will leave very soon. How do I know? It Friday afternoon and all the teenage possums go to the drive inn and hang by their tails.
poorpossum 3 years ago
I have a pet possum and I can tell you they do not carry rabies as their low temperature does not allow the virus to survive.
They never stay in one place, they always leave.
You did wrong, I hope the possum is ok.
BetterThanUForSure 3 years ago
Only morons would not be embarassed to show he world what morons they are. You people need some schooling.
miacarlisle 3 years ago
You are terrorizing this poor animal; just leave and it will leave! You are saying,"He's scared, he's shaking!" but continue to frighten him for your boyfriend's amusement.
Opossums do not carry rabies; unlike cats, dogs, squirrels and obviously at least two white people in a storage closet.
If you see these two humans, do not attempt to catch them; if they bite you and run away, you will have to take rabies shots.
ligeiaw1 3 years ago