Questions that defy answers: Eternal Punishment

Give me satisfactory answers to these questions and I'll worship your god - even if I have to cut the end of my penis off.
Questions for Theists from an Arrogant Science Believer.
These should present no problem for someone who has a relationship with the creator of the Universe.
"What is the purpose of an eternity of deliberately administered torture upon a sentient being?"
"Why might this be dependant upon the actions of a biological entity whose lifespan may be less than one trillionth of the lifespan of the Universe?"
"After a billion lifespans of the Universe of deliberately administered torture, will you still think that Yahwey is both all loving and all powerful?"
Explain your answer.

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[ahmalala]

There is No literal place called Hell where people are tortured forever in the Bible. It does not exist. Its a later invention.

[calmreason]

@ahmalala Is there a literal place called Heaven?

[RichieJohnSauls]

I didn't hear the question. I think I have a crush on this man. Those ears. Ohhh...

[calmreason]

@RichieJohnSauls Err - is that a request for the ear-wiggling 'sexy and I know it' parody?

[streamingmadly]

On the other hand, what has anybody ever done to earn an eternity in Heaven?

[calmreason]

@streamingmadly Well - what did anyone ever do to deserve life? Even the briefest of existences is largely better than non-existence, and you pretty much get it by default. Can't be bad! Consider it your prize for swimming faster than all your brothers and sisters.

[ahmalala]

@calmreason No. Theres a Kingdom of Heaven or a paradise

[CorporalNym]

Hell is living in a mind which believes in hell. Its a simple device to control the credulous.Behave or you will go to hell. Believe or you will go to hell.An omniscient being burns you forever if you don't believe in him even though he knows before hand who will believe and not believe, burn and not burn.You have to pity such frightened children whose belief prevents them from attaining adulthood,and who continue to praise their god for the childlike fear and ignorance he keeps them in.

[rocky077ful]

@calmreason lol would you really do that?

[streamingmadly]

@calmreason Paraphrasing a forgotten stand up comic, "If you think getting into Harvard is difficult consider how hard it is to get into an ovum"

I can't agree any existence is better than non-existence. There are too many terrible places in which one can be born. Too many horrifying birth defects too.

[RichieJohnSauls]

@calmreason Damned right it is.