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Uploaded by on Apr 10, 2007

MJK says a joke in between songs at Coachella 2006.

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  • ho ho ho ho ho !!!! i come to watch a fucking tool video and get someone commenting on what religion is...

    no one cares pal.

  • Why is it? In every Tool video I see...people have to have this religious debate fix. It's fucking Tool for crying out nuts!!! Listen to the music, and quit pulling it into your own meaning and sharing it with others.

    (example of a Tool Fanatic)

    OH! In this video Parabola...he's talking about his existentialist experience as a nun, and the rocks swaying to and fro...SHUT THE FUCK UP! Maynard would choke you if you said that to him..a tight choke after masturbating with his right hand.

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  • ALL YOU PEOPLE EAT DEZ NUTZ

  • @EricSchwin22 i was asphyxiating myself while jacking off to this video and thought it was a weird coincidence when i came to - to (toto) read your comment about choking and masturbation.

  • "cause we've come to scissors, paper, rock you."

    That joke was so lame that it breached the frontiers of lameliness and reached perfection.

  • arguing on a tool video is totally untool

  • @EricSchwin22 Maynard probably beats it with his left hand...

  • @RepugnantAsshole

    It's people like you that are repugnant assholes...nice try, but Maynard doesn't give a flappin fuck what your opinion means either.

  • @EricSchwin22 (Example of a Tool fanatic)

    Pretending to know what Maynard is all about. That is you, so fuck you.

    We don't need your opinion about the religious debaters. Reading peoples interpretations of Tool songs is one of the great pleasures in looking them up here on YouTube.

  • this song is about salami pizza

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