Go To Sleep Little Leach - The Arrogant Worms

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I remember seeing this song live when I first discovered The Arrogant Worms in 2004. They're just too funny. This song is a spoof of an irish lullaby.

Lyrics:
As a small baby each time I cried
My mother came to me
To ease my worries and calm my fears
with a sweet melody
I remember hearing the sound of her voice
As I screamed in my drool and my pee
She'd slug back some whisky
light up a smoke
and gently sing to me

Go to sleep little leech
You sucked mama dry
Made her more crazy
With every cry
Why weren't we more careful
that night on the beach
Go to sleep
Go to sleep little leech

I grew into a terrible teen
And ate all of my parents food
Stole all their liquor, broke their antiques
Wore stupid clothes and was rude
One night I drove the car home
Covered in vomit and missing a door
But my dad didn't yell he just smiled and he said
"Son you don't live here no more!"

Go to sleep little leech, you've sucked us bone dry
Stolen our money and will to survive
But you're old enough to kick out on the street
Go to sleep, go to sleep little leech
(go to sleep.. go to sleep)

Now I'm a father with my own child
Who screams and screams and screams
He screams and screams and screams and screams
and screams and screams and screams and screams!
I'm up at 11, at 2 and 4
And all I can do is yell is WHY?
And I swear that I hear my mom laughing at me
As I sing that lullaby

Go to sleep little leech, you're driving me mad
Sometimes I dream that I'm not your real dad
It's 5 in the morning I work in the day
Go to sleep little leech or get sold on ebay

Go to sleep little leech everyone tells
me your an angel, but I know you're from hell
How else could 9 pounds six ounces make such a screech?
Go to sleep, go to sleep
Go to sleep you little creep
I beseach ye! Little leechy
(go to sleep.... go to sleep)
Go to sleep please

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Uploader Comments (jooodlez)

  • Poor Trevor. He needs a hug. And a nap.

  • agreed :P

  • LOL This song its kinda weIrd : P

  • but hilarious right?

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  • Now, this is what I'm gonna sing to my children. Screw child psychology.

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  • if you got the Dr. Pepper reference you are OLD, just like me. 8^)

  • lol, when i have kids THIS is what i'm going to sing to them XD

  • i had the pleaser of see them in elliot lake ont about 3 years ago.. it was awsome!

  • GO DESERT BUS!

  • I think this is hilarious...and before you judge me, you should know I feel quite guilty about that. I'm renaming it "Why I didn't have children". hehehehehehe

  • @TheLittleRussian2 My Dad sang this song to me. :D Still does.

  • Brings back memories of childhood.

  • This is now the most epic lullaby ever. Yes. Many more thanks to the Worms ... and you, for uploading this video.

    I love the instrumentation. Just makes it better. :)

  • First time I heard this song it was live... Got to love these guys!

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