Uploaded by themusicmenTV on Jan 28, 2011
A hilarious song that few people know about. Enjoy!
Lyrics:
[ VERSE 1 ]
Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
[ VERSE 2 ]
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
[ VERSE 3 ]
I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?
Break it down
[ VERSE 4 ]
Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin
Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin
I said, Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin
That Medina's a monster, y'all
Funky Cold Medina
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@VideoGameExplorers The creepy dancing baby was a hugely popular viral video about 15 years ago or so. It was all over the TV news, which is pretty much how everyone had to see it, there being virtually no video on the internet at the time.
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this is the 80's and i'm down with the ladies, no joke
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great drunk song
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@karlmoles65 My mom plays it all the time! And I love it! Lol I play it in my truck drivin round town and I see alot of people look and smile! (:
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@MartyMoves It's truly sad when someone supposedly of a maturity level higher than the "Douche bag youth" who seek good music they almost couldn't have known about, it having come from a time before their own, insults them for seeking said music. Seriously, you wanna insult people for seeking out this song? Go fuck yourself. P.S. I was a born before this song came out, so no, I'm not just a whiny kid.. I'm an adult calling out someone who ACTS like whiny kid.
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NICCEEE
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Brilliant tune, and a good video - thank you for posting.
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@MartyMoves u mad bro ?
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classic
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@MartyMoves I'm a "douchebag youth" and I've loved this since I was five, stop being a dick and try being nice to people.
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Few people know about? Son in 89 you couldn't escape this song. It was bigger than Jesus, and I live in Eastern Kentucky. It was a whole town full of rednecks in trucks playing Funky Cold Medina, believe it.
karlmoles65 4 months ago 33
"A Hilarious Song that few people know about?" This song was #3 on the Billboard Hot 100 I'll have you know ! Everybody knows about The Funky Cold Medina !
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