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Uploaded by on Sep 23, 2009

Metalocalypse - Murder face sawed off shotgun

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  • It would've been funnier if the paper had had a real "fake" headline and story:

    "Dethklok Assassination Attempt Thwarted!"

    -A lone gunman made an attempt on the lives of the members of the Deth Metal Band "DethKlok". While unsuccessful, the assailant escaped, having claimed the lives of several hundred douchebag bystanders in a gunfire exchange with the band's bodyguards. Authorities are still in pursuit.

    \m/

    =3

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  • the klokateers have pretty good bullet efficiency

  • Headline: subheadline punchline

  • yackaty yack. um. yeah. yackaddy yackaddy yackady yack. Burn. Kablew. yack yack

  • They die in the name of dethklok

  • @KITTIESONCRACK Chuck Norris approves your comment

  • You would think that dethklok would have WAY more security than just 4 guys... i mean.. you should have 100 guys... 5 Abrams Tanks... 3 Mobile AA guns... 5 Superhornet jets monitering a 3 mile radius around them and 3 Attack helicopters hovering around at the very least a half a mile away. And dont forget the bulletproof glass bubble around them. and way more cinnamon rolls. just to make sure our dethklok is satisfied with the offering! ;)

  • @ThePitofSidLord Yadda yadda yadda.. and so forth.

  • this is exactly why you dont give a bass playing a loaded gun

    and even if it wasnt loaded, they'd still figure out a way to fuck up

  • I understand Blackwater has similar ROE.

  • @TheMnightmare That's an M60, bro. Much bigger can of whoopass.

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