[L8r on they went 2 the movies 2 see The Dark Knight.]
Nick:Did u guys ever see Batman Begins?
Emma:Yeah. my momm dragged us 2 see that movie.
Joe:She's a Batman fan 2.
Lee:Yeah.
Kevin:They say that the joker in this 1 is supposed 2 be really really scary.
Lisa:Yeah i saw the preview & it looked like he fell asleep w/ that make-up on.
[they laughed]
Joe:U sure noe how 2 make ppl laugh Lisa.
Lisa:[ignores him]
Kevin:[whispers 2 Joe] Was that ur brilliant plan Joe?
Joe:No. im jut gettin' started.
[Nemma obviously sat next 2 each other & so did Kee. Lisa however wanted 2 sit on 1 side of the 2 couples while Joe sat on the other side.]
Joe:[whispers] Nick.
Nick:Yeah?
Joe:Im gonna go get some snax want something?
Nick:Emma u want something?
Emma:[recalls the last time they were @ the movies & being stalked by Jesse] Im fine.
Nick:We're good. want me 2 ask Kevin & Lee?
Joe:Plz.
Nick:Kevin.
Kevin:Yeah?
Nick:Want a snack?
Kevin:Lee want something?
Lee:I think i'll have a coke slushee.
Kevin:U noe wat i think i'll try 1 of those. wanna share 1?
Lee:Sure.
Kevin:Small? cuz its a large in the real world?
Lee:Maybe a medium. Im really really thirsty. & since im sharing it w/ some1...
Kevin:Ok. [2 Nick] Medium coke slushee.
Nick:Kee will have a medium coke slushee.
Joe:Ok. [is about 2 get up]
Nick:Wait wat about Lisa?
Joe:[gives him a r-u-serious-? look]
Nick:Rite.
Joe:[walks all the way around the theater 2 get 2 Lisa's side] Hey im getting a snack want something?
Lisa:[silent]
Joe:Do u want popcorn?
Lisa:[silent]
Joe:Nachos? candy? soda? a kiss?
Lisa:Wat?
Joe:[kisses her]
Lisa:[speechless]
Joe:Im so sorry 4 all the pain i put u thru. if there is anything i can do 2 show how sorry i am i will do it in a heartbeat. even if i have 2 find a way 2 show u my dream last nite-
Lisa:[finds words] Wat dream?
Joe:Well it was actually a nitemare but listen-i was Freddy Krueger-
Lisa:Thats Lee's favorite horror movie!
Joe:Yeah but get this i was killing every1. i couldnt help it & it made me feel sad-
Lisa:Then y'd u keep doing it?
Joe:Well in the dream its like ther were 2 me's. i that was doing everything & 1 that was watching. when i saw myself killing every1 i couldnt take it. especially when mi got up 2 my last victim-u. as i raised my clawed hand i was screaming in my head NO DONT DO IT!!! the dream helped me realize that i was all over some other girl & that it wasd killing the girl i luv the most.
[moment of silence]
Joe:Lisa?
Lisa:Nice. u stay up all nite making that up?
Joe:Wat?
Lisa:Im not an idiot Joe.
Joe:I noe ur no an idiot Lisa-
Lisa:Yeah ok.
Joe:Lisa-
Woman:Shh!
Joe:[thoughts] Oh where'd she go 2 shush school 4 that?!?! [walks out]
l8r on @ the Jonas house-
Denise:Hey guys Maya just came home from vacation y dont u introduce her 2 the girls.
Nick:Sounds like a plan.
Kevin:Maya is awesome. u girls r gonna luv her.
[they go over 2 Maya's house]
Maya:Hey guys! [gives thm all hugs]
Joe:Hey Maya.
Nick:Maya this is my gf Emma. Emma this is Maya.
Emma:Nice 2 meet u.
Maya:Nice 2 meet u 2.
Kevin:This is my gf Lee.
Lee:Hi.
Maya:Hey.
[but when they got up 2 Joe & Lisa there was an awkward silence]
Emma:Uh & this is my best friend Lisa.
Maya:Nice 2 meet u.
Lisa:U 2.
Maya:Well come in. would any1 like something 2 drink?
Every1:No thanx.
[so they hung out 4 a while @ Maya's & ordered a pizza]
Maya:[getting up 2 put her plate in the sink]
Lisa:[likewise]
Maya:So wats it like living in NY?
Lisa:Its ok.
Maya:[noticed the unenthusiasm] Tired?
Lisa:No. im just not in a good mood.
Maya:Is something wrong?
Lisa:Its Joe actually.
Maya:Wat happened w/ u & Joe?
Lisa:He cheated on me w/ my best friend. i mean she didnt wanna go out w/ him cuz she already has a bf but i just cant believe he would do something like this 2 me.
Maya:Well Joe can be pretty messed up sometimes. but on the plus side u have a loyal friend. maybe u should go & hang o w/ her more often 2 get ur mind off of Joe.
Lisa:That's not possible.
Maya:Look i noe its hard-
Lisa:No its not possible cuz the girl that Je cheated on me w/ was Lee.
Ok now that every1 pretty much noes about everything will every1 pull thru? i hope so. Stay tuned!
DANE COOK!
SHUSH SCHOOL!
I love him :D
xoLovex0 3 years ago
omg! i was hoping someone would say something like that! lol hes the best!
Nicksx3 3 years ago