Cristobal Colombo

Written and performed by Jeff McCalib................................................................

Cristobal Colombo, knew of faster way to China,
by sailing oeste instead of este, crazy, well maybe just kinda,
But in 1490 Portugal, no one could spare the dinero, so Colombo he went to Espana,
To kiss the ass of the Queen Isabella.
He said the world is a giant naranja, on his knees to the queen on her throne,
I'll bring you gold and spices and ganja,
she said you're loco Columbo, but go.

Well Colombo was a sailor bueno,
he could sail by the constellationes,
but the queen gave him men that were losers and boozers,
potential for trouble, caramba.

Colombo set sail oeste, by way of the Islas Canarys,
on the Nina the Pinta and the Santa Maria,
excited, see mucho, yes, very.
Colombo knew the stars and la luna, but no sabe the size of el mundo, so when he landed on El Salvadore, he thought he was in Singapore.

(Instrum)

Colombo claimed the land for Espana, and the men claimed the chicas bonita,
they pillaged and plundered till the natives went under, they turned the world upside down.

Aye Cristobal, es el mundo nuevo, no viejo,
Aye Cristobal, cant you just go and leave them alone.

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