Ode to Phil

A ballad for the creepiest/most beloved Honors white elephant gift ever!

Verse One:
Phil, Phil, your eyes
are quite a surprise.
That unblinking gaze
sets me ablaze,
with feeling akin
to that creeped-out feeling you get when
the mailman stalks you at the gym,
searching for his prosthetic limb.

Bridge:
Oh Phil, Phil, oh Phillip, Phil.
If you can't tell,
this is a filler giving you a rest
from awkward lyrics, such as this:

Verse Two:
Oh Phil, we'd like to
shove your face in snow,
because we just don't know
what hides behind that impish grin,
sitting on your chin.
And FYI: your chin is so undefined.
But ... so ... is ... mine.


Performed by Abby Zerrien and Tori Klomps
Composed by Tori Klomps, Abby Zerrien, and Erin McGregor
Produced by Erin McGregor and Laura Hoffman
Special Appearance by Joe Peterson

Category:

Education

Tags:

• Honors Christmas Party 2009
• Northwestern College
• Eagles Scholars Honors Program